December 17, 2013
If some people tried to sell their brains, the major selling point would be low mileage.
Read MoreIf some people tried to sell their brains, the major selling point would be low mileage.
Read MoreComplaining is the metro New York area sport, and not only do we enjoy it, but we do it with panache. We complain about politics, the weather, and each other with such hyperbole and gusto, that we have brought it to an art. This is a life-long habit/sport/artform for most of us – so much…
Read MoreIt is my turn to write the blog this week and I almost told Davin I could not get to it because I don’t have the time to write it and it is going to be short as well. Am I copping an attitude? No far from it, this is a testament to doing everything…
Read MoreJanuary 2013 Davin succeeds in getting the scammer’s profile using Yuliana off of Facebook after everybody has been warned that the woman in the picture is not who they are talking with. March 3, 2013 Davin writes to Craig Grant who is Yuliana’s boyfriend of over ten years and the father of their two children….
Read MoreAn unknown former model is the only named plaintiff in a 1.5 billion…yes billion with a B…class action suit against Match.com and the media can’t wait to splash her picture and the headlines across their paper, television, or website. Nobody questions motive. Nobody questions veracity. It is just a rush to put the press release…
Read MoreIf your living room is filled with roaches…that probably means you are totally out of snacks.
Read MoreFrom my early teen years to college years, my parents and I used to go out once a week to the Rustler Steak House as our big night out. It was one of the few places where Dad and I could gorge ourselves on the salad bar, and Mom would be satisfied with her little…
Read MoreTHE DAVIN’S DEN NOVEMBER TOUR. Out of the year one of the things I look forward to is when Davin and I go out on the road. These gigs could be down south or out west and always require a lot of driving and this one was no different. The drive to the gig…
Read MoreWhenever someone starts a sentence with, “In all honesty” or “To tell you the truth”, you are about to be lied to.
Read MoreThis Veterans Day has me thinking about the men and women sacrificing everything to serve and protect our country, and for this, I want to say thank you. Davin’s Den has friends and fans in the military, so some may think that this is pandering, but I am sincere in my gratitude to those people…
Read MoreFirst Place – Mr Gee – The last bus home is the one you just missed Second Place – Trucker Tom – The one day you need everything to go right is the one day it goes horribly wrong Third Place – Jill B – Always leave the bar before the lights come back on….
Read MoreStaples are to sewing as pickle juice is to lube. It might get the job done, but you won’t be happy with the results.
Read MoreI am a stand up comedian. I have been for over 15 years. I own my own company Side Splitting Productions. It is an entertainment company. I started a radio show, Davin’s Den which was also meant to entertain. I am an entertainer. Have been for a long time. On Thursday I drove 13 hours…
Read MoreI dislike both passive aggressive behavior and hypocrites. That’s why I’m saying this on air instead of talking to anyone face to face about it.
Read MoreIt was a beautiful day about a month and a half ago, I was running on time for the start of the show and it was a nice ride. As I pass a cop on the side of the road he tells me to pull over. When you get pulled over by a cop besides…
Read MoreBefore breaking up with someone heinous either 1. Hide a dead flounder in their apartment or 2. Write them a note saying you did.
Read MoreI was just re-reading a book by Patti Boyd, one-time wife of both George Harrison and Eric Clapton (not simultaneously, but nearly), and the topic of groupies came up in my mind. Not to say that Pattie was a groupie at all – she was a woman who was attracted to musicians and they in…
Read MoreSome cultures say that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. It is, if you own a dry cleaners.
Read MoreNo one should say the words “cottage cheese” within hearing distance of women in bathing suits.
Read MorePip Wrote: Joe Hurray! Joe Currie is dead! Although he was known to have died on stage numerous times, he actually just really and truly died yesterday in his sleep from a tragic canned goods avalanche. Joe was known to one and all as an angry man, he was prone to occasional bouts of happiness…
Read MoreRefusing to write a will is not the magic key to immortality.
Read MoreI noticed in my little girl’s preschool her friends would try and tell her who she could and could not be friends with. The new girl who was a bit different then the rest of the gang was strictly off limits or so my daughter’s friends would say. One day, Skylar, my daughter, told us…
Read MoreDon’t use up two parking spaces in a crowded parking lot unless you have a ready supply of car touch up paint.
Read MoreThe speed of the car in front of you is inversely proportionate to the desperation with which you need to get home to the bathroom.
Read MoreAs some of you may know the Fat Horse Challenge ended back on the August 27th show. What happened you say? Well the basis of the challenge was if I did not lose two pounds a week I would have to eat something disgusting as punishment. Since the inception of the challenge, I have eaten…
Read MoreI never used to have insomnia. As a matter of fact, people have often commented to me on how envious they are regarding how quickly I can fall asleep and stay asleep. It was one blessing I could always count upon…until recently. During this uncharacteristic spate of sleeplessness, I try to do something as boring…
Read MoreThere is nothing like a good stomach virus to remind you of how well you actually feel when you are not sick. Perhaps I should not have called it a “good” stomach virus – there is nothing good about it. Two days of waiting for the next episode of something horrible to happen, no notice…
Read MoreEven if you are St. Francis, you only have about a 75% chance of keeping your friend’s hamster alive until they get home from vacation.
Read MoreApparently I am getting old. It is odd because I do not feel old. I actually feel better now then I did at this time last year. Losing twenty pounds will do that for you I guess. Yesterday I got news that hit me like a ton of bricks. My best friend, the person outside…
Read MoreA couple of years ago, I was in Atlantic City for a work conference, and I was in one of those little stores they have on the boardwalks and in the casinos that are full of snacks, overpriced souvenirs and the sundries that traveling people sometimes forget to pack. The sales clerk seemed a little…
Read MoreNo matter where the cat throws up, you will only find it with your bare feet.
Read MoreAs most of the people know who listen to our show I am the Right Wing side of Davin’s Den. When the Trayvon Martin verdict was handed down people started yelling racism and injustice. The president even came out and said he could have been Trayvon at that age. Funny Mr. President were you…
Read MoreIf a mean girl looses weight, she usually tells her fattest friend first.
Read MoreA couple of weeks ago on the radio show we were talking about meeting celebrities. I was in the minority when I said I really do not get excited about meeting famous people. Even people whose work I really like and respect does not make me swoon. Is that weird? I think in our current…
Read MoreAt the tail-end of this 40-year historical low in mortgage rates (or so they say – I didn’t exactly investigate that for authenticity), my husband and I are in the middle of re-financing our mortgage. I figured that even dropping a few percentage points from our current rate would be worth the usual scrutiny and…
Read MoreTHE BEACH Living on long island is an expensive crowded place. One of the perks of paying some of the highest property taxes in the country is that we have some of the most beautiful beaches in the country. I love the beach, so much so that when I die I want to come back…
Read MoreWhen I was a child I wanted to be like everybody else. I did not want to be seen wearing a yarmulke ever because all of my friends were Christians and a yarmulke would make me stand out. I wanted to wear designer clothes because my friends had designer clothes. We could not afford that. …
Read MoreWhen I was a child, my family would sometimes go up to Vermont to visit my grandmother and grandfather for a week during the summer. I remember those trips very fondly. Days of swimming at Lake Dunmore, wandering around the large field behind the house, playing with my cousins who sometimes visited, and exploring the…
Read MoreWell it is June and the Fat Horse Challenge has been well under way since January and I am down just about twenty pounds. I feel good my old clothes are starting to fit again and I am well on my way to getting down to my goal of 200 pounds. This whole process though…
Read MoreI am not even suppose to be writing this today. Well initially I was but when my web guy could not get my Tuesday radio show online yesterday I figured I would post that today and do my blog tomorrow. Tomorrow’s blog was suppose to be about our upcoming 100th show. Funny thing happened, the…
Read MoreI know that the perverted section of our audience are squirming around in their seats with the pants down after reading that title, but really, this isn’t going to be about what you are thinking. Pull your pants up, for crying out loud. Or leave them down if you need a good airing out, as…
Read MoreTo start, this blog is twelve hours past the dead line and two months ago I would never even bothered to call Davin and say it’s late. You will see what I mean at the end. If you are a fan of the show you, might have noticed that I departed back in the beginning…
Read MoreI started two different radio shows because I always enjoyed doing radio when I was promoting comedy club appearances. I think my skill set of sarcasm, quick wit, and a genuine curiosity about the people I talk to and the world around me lend well to this. I came up with games like Name That…
Read MoreOkay, I think I am well on my way to becoming Hallmark’s Maxine. I was in a post office, not my usual one, to mail a package. I was the only customer, and there were two very nice clerks. I was busy getting my package together, and heard the clerks whisper to each other about…
Read MoreHave you ever been friends with somebody only though Facebook and then their avatar disappears and it is only a chalk outline of a face left behind? I find that disturbing. Where did they go? Were they sucked into the matrix? Will we ever see a face again? Why couldn’t they at least put in…
Read MoreHere’s the thing about being in an irritable mood at work: Men get to be grumpy. Women only get to be PMSing bitches. Nobody says to a man who’s in a bad mood, “Hey Frank, do you have too much testosterone today or something?”, or assumes nosey things about bodily functions. No. A man in…
Read MoreDo you remember as a kid when you would watch TV and on a very rare occasion in the middle of your show a still picture of the show would come up with a message that said, “Please Stand By We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties,”? Often it would be accompanied by some type of music…
Read MoreI have to get all my receipts together for my accountant this week to get my taxes done. After all the hassle I go through doing this and the fuss and the bother I never get any money back, After paying taxes on food, any product I buy, and one of the highest property taxes…
Read MoreMuch to my clumsily combined dismay and amusement, I find that I have passed one of the inevitable mileposts in the march to old age. I have begun to reminisce about “the good old days”. Recently, I have found myself having conversations that begin with “back in the day” or “when we were young” with…
Read MoreSo Joe came to us to help him lose weight. He wanted inspiration via punishment. I guess feeling better and looking better were not enough inspiration. Well I certainly like to help people when I can. Joe wanted us to come up with horrible things for him to eat if he did not lose enough…
Read MoreCAT FOOD If you were on Facebook this past week you would have been treated to pictures of me eating cat food live on our show. The response to this has been very interesting, from LOL to disgust. One response was from one of my Nephews’ Army colleagues calling me a middle aged fool and…
Read MoreBefore the internet arrived, bringing with it a whole new way of shopping for both material goods and mating material, people used to place personal ads in the newspaper to look for love. Back in those olden days, when I was single and not very adept at meeting men of dating calibre, I answered one…
Read MoreThere I said it. I do not like having to try and be funny in 140 characters or less. It was damn hard to come up with a 45 minute comedy routine to entertain a bunch of strangers. Now if I want people to see me be funny for 45 minutes I need to lure…
Read MoreLast week if you listened to our show I was not on due to the passing of my Mother in Law. A lot of comics make Mother in law jokes myself included, which always bothered me as hacky but even more so as the take I had was really not the truth. My Mother in…
Read MoreWhen I was much younger I thought maybe I would like to run for public office. I thought maybe I could even be President one day. I don’t think that is an uncommon thought for a child. I even carried out the political notion as I applied to law schools. I figured that would get…
Read MoreAs you have probably heard from the show, I am a crazy cat lady. My husband and I share the house with six cats, and while we don’t send them to the spa, buy them jewelry or serve their dinner in crystal dishes, I would daresay that they are pretty spoiled. They live in a…
Read MoreIf you have read my last blog it was all about being in a different place in my life at the end of this year. One part of this is to have my weight down to two hundred pounds from where I am currently at two hundred and thirty. I have always had a battle…
Read MoreFooling people into loving the unreal seems to be the new trend. I miss the days when we would just fall in love with the unobtainable. For my Davin’s Den co-host Joe that would be Farrah Fawcett based on a poster. We knew in our heart of hearts that we could not have this person…
Read MoreI’m expecting… …a new laptop. It should be arriving any moment, if the Fed Ex tracking information is to be believed. It was conceived in a place I had never heard of before, Kunshan City, China, and then onto Shanghai, and then soon to my door, in a ridiculously fast turnaround time from order to…
Read MoreGoodbye 2012 hello 2013 As Davin is working in paradise, I have the task of writing the blog for the show. Personally I hope stupid gets attacked by a Dolphin while Pip and I are freezing here back home. Anyway the thought of “what am I going to write about” starts every blog we…
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