Don’t use up two parking spaces in a crowded parking lot unless you have a ready supply of car touch up paint.
Read MoreThe speed of the car in front of you is inversely proportionate to the desperation with which you need to get home to the bathroom.
Read MoreAs some of you may know the Fat Horse Challenge ended back on the August 27th show. What happened you say? Well the basis of the challenge was if I did not lose two pounds a week I would have to eat something disgusting as punishment. Since the inception of the challenge, I have eaten…
Read MoreI never used to have insomnia. As a matter of fact, people have often commented to me on how envious they are regarding how quickly I can fall asleep and stay asleep. It was one blessing I could always count upon…until recently. During this uncharacteristic spate of sleeplessness, I try to do something as boring…
Read MoreThere is nothing like a good stomach virus to remind you of how well you actually feel when you are not sick. Perhaps I should not have called it a “good” stomach virus – there is nothing good about it. Two days of waiting for the next episode of something horrible to happen, no notice…
Read MoreEven if you are St. Francis, you only have about a 75% chance of keeping your friend’s hamster alive until they get home from vacation.
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