Year: 2023

HUMAN OVERFLOW

On my flight to the Bahamas I was on a small jet. The plane had two seats, an aisle, and two more seats. You could not put your carry- on bag above your head. You had to check your bag and they would give it to you when you land. The seats in coach class…

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ELON’S STINKY MUSK

Elon Musk is going to be remembered as another smart guy with some stinky ideas. I know that some people look up to him as this amazing entrepreneur, and certainly, he must be doing some things right to have amassed the wealth he has. However, at least one of his kooky ideas has veered from…

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Antisemitism Goes To School

Yale’s campus newspaper is being criticized for censoring a pro-Israel columnist by removing what it called “unsubstantiated claims that Hamas raped women and beheaded men.” The Yale Daily News last week cut out the reference from an Oct. 12 column by sophomore Sahar Tartak titled “Is Yalies4Palestine a hate group?” In the past years on…

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DR. DISMISSED

Dr. Dana Diab, A New York City emergency room doctor, has been fired for controversial posts online that applauded Hamas’ massacre at a music festival in southern Israel, saying of the October 7 attack, “Zionist settlers getting a taste of their own medicine.” Diab insisted that she “never called for harm to anyone” in her…

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH?

Union College is discussing expelling a student for stating that anyone who attended a fundraiser for Israel should “burn in hell”.  There are multiple layers to this issue. First of all, there is video showing her discussing and admitting her comment to a professor in front of her class, so there is no room for…

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Principal Speaks Out After School District Brands His Anniversary Pic with Wife ‘Questionable’

A Texas high school principal is defending himself after he says he was told to remove an anniversary photo from Facebook following complaints from parents. Colleyville Heritage High School’s new principal, Dr. James Whitfield, is now speaking out saying he wishes he could’ve taken more of a stand in 2019 after his photo first stirred…

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OWN IT

A couple of weeks ago Hamas ambushed and killed 1,400 Israelis and took over 200 more hostages. Like everything in the world, there are opinions of all sorts on the Palestinian and Israeli conflict. Humans being what they are feel the need to share that opinion. It’s what we do. It’s what I am about…

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XENOPHOBIA KAREN

Recently there was a woman in the news who thoroughly embarrassed herself and her boyfriend by drunkenly (maybe?) launching into a tirade against some German tourists on a New York train.  For no reason that was apparent in the video, she got into the face of the one man, with the usual xenophobic  “you don’t…

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THE MOST TRANSPARENT POLITICIAN?

Susanna Gibson is running as a Democrat for the Delegate for Virginia’s 57th District. She is also a performer on webcams where you can give her money to perform sex acts on her husband. The Democratic party has not called for her to end her campaign but she is down in the polls since this…

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YOU WANT TO BE A CAT

A 13-year-old girl was called “despicable” by her teacher at a Church of England school in the United Kingdom on Friday after asking a classmate how she identifies as a cat. The schoolgirl and her friend were reprimanded by their teacher where they were told that they could “be who you want to be and…

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WHEN COMEDY HURTS

Recent interviews with comedian Hasan Minhaj have people questioning the way he has been presenting stories about his life as an Asian and Muslim in the US. Part of his comedy has been telling stories of racist incidents and aggressions he has endured throughout his upbringing until now, including a story of rushing his daughter…

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A FLIGHT FOR THE DOGS

A New Zealand couple is demanding a refund after they spent a 13-hour flight stuck next to a slobbering, farting and whiny dog.  Gill and Warren Press paid extra money for premium economy seats. The flight was full. The offending pooch at one point was under the seat of Mr. Press drooling on him. They…

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NO OPT OUT IN MARYLAND

A Maryland court ruled this week that parents cannot opt their children out of lessons featuring inclusive LGBTQ+ books on religious grounds, stating that families do not have a “fundamental right” to disrupt public education in the name of their faith. The controversy in Maryland’s largest public school district erupted last fall, when the schools…

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THE TUBERVILLE LIMBO

Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville (Alabama) has been using his power to hold up the nominations for several key military positions and hundreds of other lesser military positions – all over his objection to the military’s position on abortions for servicewomen.  The Pentagon has held a position of reimbursing servicewomen who must travel across states in…

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CHAMELEON, BABY

Kid Rock put out a video of himself shooting cans of Bud Light after Bud Light sent social media influencer and transgender woman, Dylan Mulvaney, some cans with her face on it commemorating her one- year anniversary of her transition. This brought a lot of negative attention to Bud Light and to Dylan Mulvaney. It…

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PROOF OF ID

In the small town of Freedom, Wisconsin, Buzz’s Pub and Grill –  has been short-staffed since the pandemic. Jeff Baker, the owner, says he “could use one more bartender, and probably two more cooks”. He hasn’t found takers in over a year of running “help wanted” ads, so he’s made do by working extra shifts…

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COERCED SCAMMERS

Recently, The Register reported that Cambodian officials have made a raid on criminal operational bases where imprisoned foreign national were being forced to work as scammers. The workers had been lured there with promises of well-paying jobs, and were subsequently held captive and forced to scam people out of money by phone or internet chat….

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RETRO FIGHT

In N Out Burger is not allowing its workers to wear masks unless they have a note from a doctor in the name of customer service.  This sounds like a headline ripped from 2020 when we were in the middle of the Covid 19 pandemic. Yet this is 2023 and apparently this is still a…

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DON’T HAVE A COW

Elise Stefanik bucks Mayor Adams, wants chocolate milk offered in all schools This puts a whole new wrinkle in the school choice debate. Upstate New York Rep. Elise Stefanik is proposing a federal law that would require all schools to offer chocolate or other flavored milk in addition to regular milk — in a not-so-subtle…

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Big Brother is Reading

Oh great, now the government is actually planning on monitoring the social media of our former Pentagon members, supposedly to “avoid embarrassment”. The government has purchased surveillance software in order to sweep their social media for…well, what exactly? This is problematic on several levels. First of all, it is our First Amendment right to make…

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NO MAYR

Chrissie Mayr fresh off her walking some audience members at a comedy show made an appearance on Newsmax. She was there to discuss the conservative manufactured Chick Fil A controversy. No longer content with eating Chick Fil A’s chicken they decided to eat their own and go after the conservative purveyor of fried chicken. Chick…

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iHeartMedia CEO Bob Pittman sings radio’s praises, says it’s as ‘strong as ever.

I believe Mr. Pittman is correct, but radio is changing and consolidating with old formats being phased out. In the New York market rock radio is dead. There is only one rock station in New York city and two on Long Island and Jersey. But on those stations, there is a connection to the fans…

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Go Ahead and Punch Down, Clown

New York comedian Chrissie Mayr upset some audience members in Dallas, and the video of the walk-out and the comedian’s reaction has gone viral.  Mayr was telling jokes regarding the recent controversy surrounding transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney being part of a recent ad campaign for Bud Light. During part of the routine in question, Mayr made…

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LET’S GO LAWSUIT

A mother is suing a Michigan school district because her middle school aged sons were forbidden from wearing sweatshirts that sat “Let’s Go Brandon.” Let’s Go Brandon is a euphemism for Fuck Joe Biden.  The mother and her attorney allege this is a free speech issue. The school district maintains it is not a free…

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I refused to swap plane seats so a mom could sit with toddler: ‘Hell to the f–k no’

An angry traveler has shared their frustrations over a woman who had “the audacity” to request a seat swap so she could sit next to her kid. In a resurfaced Reddit post now going viral, the flummoxed flyer said it was “not my problem they didn’t book together” when asked to switch seats. I’m with…

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Shoot the Kids, Spare the Zygotes

All of the dystopian novels we middle-aged to oldsters read in school were right. The political and cultural climate of the modern U.S. is shaping up to be The Handmaid’s Tale, Brave New World, and 1984, with a bit of Lord of the Flies for extra seasoning. This isn’t exactly a hot take, because many people have made that observation…

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BOOTY FULL

Only Fans model, Steph Oshiri, has a 55 inch booty. Her booty is not just a show booty but a work booty. She smuggles bottles of booze in between her cheeks into concerts and bars. There is a lot to unpack here, including bottles of hooch apparently. First I do not know the official way…

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DRAG QUEEN SHOW (REDUX)

The administration of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is moving to revoke the liquor license for the Hyatt Regency Miami over a drag event the hotel hosted in December called “A Drag Queen Christmas,” which a complaint alleges admitted children to the “lewd” and “vulgar” event. Regulators in the state said they had warned the Hyatt…

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SHOPPING LIST

Meat Butter Flour Cooking Oil Coffee, Tea Rice Seasonings White bread Sliced Cheese Could be anyone’s grocery list, right?  Normal, every day items that are pretty much staples of an American family’s diet, no luxuries or outlandish items, wouldn’t you say? Except these are some of the items proposed to be cut the from SNAP (Supplemental…

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I’LL PASS

Rumor has it Tom Brady, recently retired greatest quarterback of all time, wants to use his new found free time to pursue standup comedy.  On a similar note, I am leaving comedy to pursue a career as an NFL quarterback. Both of those statements should strike you with the same amount of absurdity yet one…

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NO KIDS AT NETTIE’S

A popular Italian restaurant in New Jersey will be saying no to children under the age of 10, banning them from the restaurant starting early next month. Family style dining usually means, sure, bring the kids. But not if they’re under 10 years old at Nettie’s House of Spaghetti, a Tinton Falls hotspot since it…

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SCREWDOLPH SHOW SCREWED THEMSELVES

Ron DeSantis’ Administration has filed a complaint against the Orlando Philharmonic for holding a holiday drag event. When first reading the headline, I’ll admit that my first thought was, “Oh, there they go again, getting all up in arms about drag performance.  Man, they need a hobby. Oh wait, this is apparently their hobby.” After all,…

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TRADITION

A school board in Farmington, Connecticut is reversing its controversial decision to “delete” Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the Jewish faith’s holiest holidays, as days off on the schools’ academic calendar. This happened after there was protest about this move within the community. The decision to remove the holidays was made in order to get students more…

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Mall of America Fashion Show

A man in the Mall of America showed up wearing a t-shirt that showed the popular “Co-Exist” slogan crossed out, and the phrases “Jesus Saves” and “Jesus is the only way” on it. He was ordered to remove it by mall security. He was eventually allowed to shop and leave, but Christians are planning to…

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CURTAINS FOR JESUS

A massive painting of Jesus on display in the US Merchant Marine Academy in New York has been covered by a curtain after objections that the religious image should not hang in a room used for mandatory activities. The painting, featuring Jesus with his arms outstretched over a lifeboat packed with sailors lost at sea,…

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LICENSE TO PLAY

Louisiana has a new state law that requires uploading a state form of identification to view online pornography. The goal is to curb underage viewing of pornography as the fear is pornography is doing harm to underage people. Porn has been around forever. When new technology becomes popular pornography is often right at the forefront….

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BULLDOZING THE PLAYING FIELD

In an incredible story reported in the New York Post in December 2022, two administrators at the Thomas Jefferson High School of Science and Technology withheld notification of National Merit awards for several years.  The students, teachers, parents and potential colleges of the students were never notified that the students had won the awards.  The National Merit…

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GEORGE SANTOS IS A LIAR

New York Republican Rep.-elect George Santos admitted on Monday to lying during his campaign about his work experience and education, according to reports. Santos, who will represent a portion of Long Island in the House of Representatives, made the confession during an interview with the New York Post, though he insisted the lies would not…

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