Pip’s Curmudgeonly Philosophy

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

June 26, 2018

When you find yourself about to criticize someone for something inconsequential, first ask, “What’s it to ya?’ What difference does it make in your life …

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

October 24, 2017

If you got Halloween candy as a kid, you have to give it out as an adult.

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

December 27, 2016

If you do it once, be prepared to be asked to do it again.

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

June 28, 2016

Driving slow in the left lane is way more dangerous than driving fast in the right

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

March 22, 2016

Even if they sell 31 flavors, get the vanilla if it’s your favorite.

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

December 15, 2015

If you have to run a red light, make a face like you are terrified.  That way, whatever crazy story you come up with to …

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

December 16, 2014

Buy people the presents you know they will like, even if it’s not necessarily the one you want to give them.

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

September 30, 2014

What happens in Vegas…is going to show up on your credit card statement.

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

August 26, 2014

If your friend with a lot of cats invites you to dinner, first buy them one of those novelty plates that says that “Food tastes …

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Pip's Curmudgeonly Philosophy

July 15, 2014

Drivers – If you flip somebody off for some bone-headed driving mistake, you are doomed to make the same mistake within the next hour.

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