Pip’s Curmudgeonly Philosophy

When you find yourself about to criticize someone for something inconsequential, first ask, “What’s it to ya?’ What difference does it make in your life …

If you got Halloween candy as a kid, you have to give it out as an adult.

If you do it once, be prepared to be asked to do it again.

Driving slow in the left lane is way more dangerous than driving fast in the right

Even if they sell 31 flavors, get the vanilla if it’s your favorite.

If you have to run a red light, make a face like you are terrified.  That way, whatever crazy story you come up with to …

Buy people the presents you know they will like, even if it’s not necessarily the one you want to give them.

What happens in Vegas…is going to show up on your credit card statement.

If your friend with a lot of cats invites you to dinner, first buy them one of those novelty plates that says that “Food tastes …

Drivers – If you flip somebody off for some bone-headed driving mistake, you are doomed to make the same mistake within the next hour.