California

JARRED FARTS DECEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2

Bad energy, a judge uses the N word, a restaurant owner kicks out a family for wearing masks, School of Fools (California school says kids can eat in the rain), Scam Busters (A scam victim attacks a WWE star), Fart stories (Jarred farts for sale).

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WASTE OF VALUABLE ORGANS NOVEMBER 16, 2021 PT 2

California says all students will get vaccinated, Southwest pilot says Let’s Go Brandon, Ted Cruz attacks Big Bird, Congressman Paul Gosar makes anime attacking AOC and Joe Biden, Q Anon waits for JFK and JFK Jr.

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOAT SEPTEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Florida lets parents decide if their children should quarantine after covid exposure), California says parents don’t have to know if their child has an abortion or gender affirming treatments, home owners leave cameras on when people look to buy their house, Turbulent Air (Alaska Airlines limits support animals), and Scientist gets fish…

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SPITTLE DEEP SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 PT 2

California passes stealthing law, Woman gives up adopted baby to biological parents, Drunks in the News (Covid leads to drinking), Turbulent Air (United Airlines pushes back on religious exemption for vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (Man urinates on Dairy Queen).

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CAN YOU FEEL ME?

In California they are looking to make “stealthing” illegal. What’s stealthing? Damn good question. It is when a guy removes his condom during sex without consent. What the hell is going on? Back in my day if we wanted to get crazy we “accidently” slipped it into the bootie. Then when we got yelled at…

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A BA TO BECOME A C O P

Studies show that police and wardens who are twenty five and older or who have a college degree are less likely to commit excessive force. California is considering making this a requirement. I support this decision. Police are the only American citizens legally licensed to kill other American citizens. It is a job with great…

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STARBUCKS NEEDS JESUS DECEMBER 1, 2020 PT 2

Is Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving special racist, a black Santa decoration upsets a racist, California can’t ban certain license plates, woman sues Starbucks because of a Pride shirt, and Great Debate of Absurdity (Paper cut vs biting your tongue)

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FO SHIZZLE SHERIFF BIZZELL MAY 19, 2020 PT 2

North Carolina sheriff won’t enforce state executive order in regards to churches, California floor store has no mask policy, Drunks in the News (Wisconsin Bars open with no social distancing and masks and the Beer Fairy)

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