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STUPID BEGETS STUPID MARCH 21, 2023
Pip talks to a stranger, Davin defends Trump supporters, Joe is worried about Davin, and Davin is too stupid for high school
Read MoreUSELESS PEOPLE MARCH 14, 2023 PT 1
Pip needs advice, Davin’s Snowblower issues, You Stink (Onyx and Breezy), and Davin and Joe’s weekend in Utica, NY
Read MoreAMERICA’S GUN MARCH 7, 2023 PT 2
No more Dilbert, Do white NBA players get special treatment, George Santos wants to make the AR15 America’s gun, Comics in the News (Tom Brady may try comedy), Outstanding display of Spite (Man routinely pees on ex wife’s grave)
Read MoreLOBSTER DEATH ROW MARCH 7, 2023 PT 1
Cocaine Bear, Fast food, Chinese restaurant busted for serving dog meant, Davin and Joe’s comedy show
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I’LL PASS
Rumor has it Tom Brady, recently retired greatest quarterback of all time, wants to use his new found free time to pursue standup comedy. On a similar note, I am leaving comedy to pursue a career as an NFL quarterback. Both of those statements should strike you with the same amount of absurdity yet one…
Read MoreWE’LL TALK FEBRUARY 21, 2023 PT 1
Davin’s Kia, First concert experience, You Stink (Change at the checkout), and Davin’s comedy weekend
Read MoreYAM DONUT JANUARY 31, 2023 PT 1
Davin has a problem with lottery players and smokers, Pip finds a unique restaurant,Hell Gig (Staten Island) Horrible health care story, Tyre Nichols, Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Changing America’s philosophy
Read MoreOPEN MIC TOOTH CLEANER JANUARY 24, 2023 PT 1
Joe has a problem at the dentist, religious music in public school performances, successful talent-less people, Biden and Trump
Read MoreHE WAS JEW-ISH JANUARY 3, 2023 PT 2
School of Fools (Student loses scholarship over singing song with N word), Italian farmers upset with mob stigma, Comics in the News (Bill Cosby plans on touring again), People are Stupid (George Santos), Outstanding Display of Spite (Cat poo and urine)
Read MoreSHE SAID OH JANUARY 3, 2023 PT 1
Davin’s holiday shows, Davin’s You Stinks (Chic Filet replacing McDonald’s in rest areas, and the Double S smokehouse), Joe’s You Stinks (his toothbrush and his lead singer) and Davin learns a lesson when ordering takeout food.
Read MoreTV KILLER NOVEMBER 29, 2022 PT 1
People are Stupid (Davin keeps break televisions and Donald Trump invites anti-semites to dinner) Comedians get offended by a joke of Davin’s on Facebook.
Read MoreA SLAP AND A FINGER WAGGING NOVEMBER 22, 2022 PT 2
School of Fools (Florida wants to eliminate discussion of race in school), The federal government eliminates New Jersey’s funny road signs, Comics in the News (Dave Chappelle’s Saturday Night Live monologue), Outstanding Display of spite (Israeli pop star wears Kanye pants), Drunks in the News (Qatar says no beer two rays before the World Cup)
Read MoreWREATH OF DISAPPOINTMENT NOVEMBER 22, 2022 PT 1
Pip is disappointed with her online order, Davin has a fire scare, Davin sees Ace Frehley, and Davin reacts to a pissed off comedy fan
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CHAPPELLE, SNL, and the ADL
Anti-Defamation League chief executive officer Jonathan Greenblatt took to Twitter on Sunday to criticize the comedian and the NBC late night show. “We shouldn’t expect @DaveChappelle to serve as society’s moral compass, but disturbing to see @nbcsnl not just normalize but popularize #antisemitism,” Greenblatt tweeted. “Why are Jewish sensitivities denied or diminished at almost every…
Read MoreSTRAIGHT OUT OF THE CHICKEN’S A$$ NOVEMBER 15, 2022 PT 2
The deep state is real, School of Fools (School board member attacks police) Presidents can defame citizens, Comics in the News (Kathy Griffin banned from twitter) Things Americans have in the house
Read MoreTHINK LIKE A TRUMP OCTOBER 18, 2022 PT 1
Davin sees a band with a passive aggressive singer, Davin’s comedy shows, You Stink (Pip’s ex-sister in law)
Read MoreINTOLERANT OF YOUR TOLERANCE OCTOBER 11, 2022 PT 2
School of Fools (A substitute teacher gets fired for complaining about a book in the library), A weatherman gets fired for making amateur porn, An Apple executive gets fired over a joke, Comics in the News (A Trump fan attacks a comedian), and what’s worse a one night stand or an emotional connection.
Read MoreTHE OPEN CASKET COLLECTION OCTOBER 4, 2022 PT 1
Funeral clothing, Davin’s house has a leak, Joe gets angry in Walmart, Davin deals with an angry audience member
Read MoreWHITE POWER BALLAD SEPTEMBER 27, 2022 PT 3
A police department is dissolved over a racist text, Comics in the News (Whoopie Goldberg makes a joke about Lindsay Graham), Nazi News (A music festival cancelled because of Nazi bands), Curmudgeonly Philosophy (Crazy)
Read MoreYOUR CAR NEEDS A WALKER SEPTEMBER 6, 2022 PT 1
Kevin Israel tells about what it is like to be a new father and Davin tells us about his comedy tour of Florida.
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YOU’RE INVITED BUT YOUR TECH CAN’T COME
Comedian John Mulaney had a show in Madison Square Garden and he would not allow ticket buyers to bring in their phones, tablets, or laptops. Madison Square Garden did not have a place to store the lap tops and fans had to run around to various locations and find a place to store their laptop….
Read MoreMURDER IN HIS EYES MAY 3, 2022 PT 1
Roe vs Wade, Nacho the cat, Cake kills comedy, Phoenix trip, Davin’s mom has Covid, Davin needs a new roof, Davin’s show gets cancelled, and Joe pays tribute to a deceased friend.
Read MoreI’M GOING TO TELL YOU WHY YOU’RE STUPID MARCH 8, 2022 PT 1
The Ukraine and Russian war, Joe’s You Stink (Joe gets heckled by a comic at an open mic), Davin’s You Stink (A bad day), Davin sees Journey
Read MoreJOE SOCIAL MEDIA WARRIOR FEBRUARY 22, 2022 PT 1
Joe has a You Stink (Problems recycling and on social media), A mask protest at Davin’s daughter’s school, Davin has to be arm candy in Arizona, Davin’s show at a firehouse, and Pip loses her temper while driving.
Read MoreJOURNAL & COURIER
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Read MoreREMEDIAL DUCK HUNTING NOVEMBER 16, 2021 PT 1
Davin’s house buying saga, Davin’s championship softball game, 666, and Davin and Joe at the Carolina comedy Club
Read MoreJOE IS WILLY WONKA OCTOBER 25, 2021 PT 1
The reason we are doing a show on Monday, Davin’s house update, a neighbor complains about Pip, and Davin’s weekend of comedy
Read MoreWHITE SUPREMACY WITH A HUG OCTOBER 10, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Behaving is white supremacy), No organ transplant without a vaccine, The government is checking your search engine searches, Scamming Scammers (Britt Hume wants you to buy Forex and scammers try to scam comedians), Outstanding Display of Spite (A wedding photographer deletes the photos)
Read MoreYOUR INTERNET IDENTIFIES AS DIAL UP OCTOBER 12, 2021 PT 1
Dave Chapelle and the jokes abut trans people, Jon Gruden and his emails, Kyrie Irving and the vaccine, Davin goes to a wedding, Davin gets mad at Broadway, and Davin’s audience member doesn’t find a joke funny
Read MoreWET SPOT LIKE ON JUPITER SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (September 11 tribute canceled), The LAPD wants your social media, Fox News is anti-vaccine while most of them are vaccinated, Comics in the News (Patton Oswalt and Jim Breuer cancel shows because of Covid), Woman almost burns down her house with a vibrator
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The Kobayashi Snafu
The Director of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics Opening Ceremonies was fired the day before the ceremonies because of a Holocaust joke he told in 1998. Kentaro Kobayashi, who according to Google is a Japanese comedian, actor, theatre director and manga artist, made the joke in 1998. His firing came during a flurry of scandals for…
Read MoreMY DILDO HAS SPLINTERS TOO JULY 27, 2021 PT 1
Pip is upset with Joe, Davin and Paul Bond make amends, Davin goes to a surprise party, the Comedy Roast
Read MoreBYE PHYLICIA JULY 6, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Fifth grader does a report on Hitler and Phylicia Rashad is happy about Bill Cosby), Comics in the News (Bill Cosby wants to do comedy and Al Franken wants to do comedy), Outstanding Display of Spite (Brewery has last laugh)
Read MoreA DOCTOR OR A SPEAK EASY JUNE 29, 2021 PT 1
Davin has more issues with his knee, Davin’s parents personal school of fools, and Joe Biden whispers
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SAYONARA DJS
Tim Conway Jr and Sheron Bellio were suspended from their radio show following a nearly 5 minute skit where they used an Asian accent to impersonate Yuko Sakomoto, the wife of radio personality Vic “The Brick” Jacobs. IHeartMedia suspended Bellio and Conway after Guy Aoki, a civil rights activist and founding president of Media Action…
Read MoreRUSSIAN DONUT ATTACK MAY 11, 2021 PT 1
You Stink (Joe is angry at Dunkin’ Donuts), Davin returns to New York City, Davin makes an offer on a house and then pulls it, Right wing comedy, From the Desk of Donald Trump
Read MoreELM – HO APRIL 13, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (High School announcer blames his racism on diabetes, Texas school makes students watch killing of George Floyd), Comics in the News (DJ fired for comparing women to toast), Drunks in the News (Sam Adams giving beer for vaccines), Home inspector has sex with Elmo doll.
Read MoreI HATE WHINY NAZIS APRIL 6, 2021 PT 2 (FIXED)
Vaccine passport controversy, School of fools (Michigan gets sued for making student athletes take Covid 19 tests), Nazi News (a neo-Nazi sues because he can’t get vegetarian meals), Comics in the News (Jay Leno apologizes for Asian jokes), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Man gets back pay in oily pennies)
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Jay Leno Apologizes for Decades of Jokes About Asians: ‘In My Heart I Knew It Was Wrong’
Late-night host and comedian Jay Leno has issued an apology for a series of jokes told over his career targeting Asian communities. The apology comes after a nearly 15-year campaign from the activist group Media Action Network for Asian Americans (MANAA) for remarks as recent as Variety‘s 2020 report that Leno cracked about Koreans eating…
Read MoreTHE DOGGIE STYLE DAYS OF SUMMER FEBRUARY 23, 2021 PT 2
Is White Lives Matter Racist, A New York cop wears a Trump badge on her uniform, A waitress gets fired for not getting the vaccine, Many in the military don’t want the vaccine, and Comics in the News (governor Cuomo books pop up comedy shows with big names).
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CUOMO SAYS NO NO
Governor Cuomo of New York has shut down all comedy performances since the summer of 2020 due to Covid 19. Now he is allowing some pop up events throughout the state involving some big stars like Amy Schumer and Chris Rock. Meanwhile, comedy clubs and any place else wanting to hold a comedy show are…
Read MoreYOU DRIVE LIKE VIN DIESEL STUPID JANUARY 26, 2021 PT 1
Pip watches You Tube’s Bald and Bankrupt, Joe gets into a car accident, and Joe’s weekend of comedy
Read MoreMARBLES ON THE FLOOR JANUARY 19, 2021 PT 1
400,000 dead because of Covid 19, local media misreports a story about Davin’s town, Davin works for a Trump supporter again, You Stink (People who complain on Facebook about Facebook)
Read MoreHITLER’S DRY CLEANERS JANUARY 12, 2021 PT 1
Joe’s opinion about the Capitol riot, Davin’s show in Harrisburg, censorship, Holocaust deniers in Davin’s town.
Read MoreAMERICA’S FARTER DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1
Anthony Cumia gets Covid, Davin has a Zoom comedy show, and Davin’s snow blower breaks before a big snow storm
Read MoreBUSTING THE MESSIAH DECEMBER 8, 2020 PT 2
We talk with comedian Eddie Clark about Black Lives Matter, Blue Lives Matter, politics, right wing comedians, and getting circumcised at age 33.
Read MoreTHE HAMPTONS GLOBE TROTTERS NOVEMBER 24, 2020 PT 2
Kevin Lee joins us as we discuss the police secret list of children, an Anti-White list circulates in a school, Harvard doesn’t want Trump people, a man sues to be his child’s mother, and paying for a Covid test to eat in a restaurant.
Read MoreTRUMP GETS A NAP AND A BINKY OCTOBER 27, 2020 PT 1
Follow up on the Hunter Biden lap top story, Davin rips into liberals, and Davin performs in front of people for the first time since March.
Read MoreADVERTISING THEIR STUPIDITY SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1
Davin films a tv show from his home, Joe performs in front of an audience, and people advertising their stupidity
Read MoreDON’T GET THE CONFETTI BAG OUT YET AUGUST 18, 2020 PT 3
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin makes a risky investment and Caroline has a new investment opportunity)
Read MoreWE SH!T THE BED AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 2
America’s media compared to our ally’s media, Trump campaign alters images of Joe Biden, Trump campaign gets blocked by Twitter and Facebook over false Covid 19 claim, New York City has Covid 19 check points, Interview with Yo Semite Shmuel, and interview with Frank Vignola about Good Karma Comedy Festival
Read MoreYOU’RE HOLDING THE BIBLE WRONG JUNE 2, 2020 PT 1
Comedy when the world is in turmoil, A policeman admits the Blue Shield is real, Racism comes to Davin’s Neighborhood, America burns
Read MoreNAZIS BAD, ALWAYS A WIN APRIL 28, 2020 PT 1
Davin announces Laugh At Home Comedy, should the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds fly, 90 Day Fiancee
Read MoreIT’S NOT GOOD BUT IT’S SOMETHING APRIL 14, 2020 PT 1
You Stink (Pip’s boss), Davin has a Zoom seder, and Joe and Davin perform on a Facebook Live show to raise money for medical equipment.
Read MoreSIDESPLITTING PRODUCTIONS IN HI-RISE EXPRESSIONS
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Read MoreSIDESPLITTING PRODUCTIONS IN THE CITIZEN AND BUGLE
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Read MoreDAVIN IN THE ASBURY PARK PRESS
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Read MoreAFFLICTION MARCH 17, 2020 PT 1
Davin deals with illness and the Coronavirus on his tour of Indiana and Kentucky and Joe has paperwork
Read MoreTAPE OUTLINE OF PIP FEBRUARY 4, 2020 PT 1
Pip and the Chicken salad, Pip runs Davin’s comedy show, Pip’s day program, and Donald trump leads an imaginary band during the national anthem.
Read MoreTHE MOST ABSURD COMEDY COMPLAINT EVER JANUARY 28, 2020 PT 1
Davin tells of the most absurd complaint someone ever had about a comedian, Aerosmith at the Grammy’s and Kobe Bryant’s death and comedians.
Read MoreKALAMAZOO GAZETTE
Comedian Davin Rosenblatt rolls with audiences’ punches. Davin Rosenblatt has performed in harsh places. Korea, Iraq, New Jersey biker bars. Rosenblatt has been on the road as a comedian for 13 years. “Unfortunately, I’m no longer qualified to do anything else,” he said during a phone interview from his home in Warwick, N.Y. He started…
Read MoreHERALD AND REVIEW
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Read MoreDAILY VOICE
https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/bergenfield/events/comedian-returns-to-bergenfield-to-perform-in-fire-center-benefit/698619/
Read MoreTRENTON TIMES
https://www.nj.com/times-entertainment/2011/07/comedian_davin_rosenblatt_to_e.html
Read MoreJEWISH STANDARD
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Read MoreUNITED NATIONS COMEDY TOUR
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Read MoreWAYNE TODAY
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Read MoreTRUMPY THE BEAR DECEMBER 10, 2019 PT 3
Peleton commercial, Comics in the news (Terry Fator stops using his Donald Trump puppet), Woman gets sued for bad Yelp review
Read MoreDID YOU LEARN SOMETHING HERE DECEMBER 10, 2019 PT 1
Racist or not racist, Condescension to end an argument, Hell Gig (Davin almost does a show for 2 in a hotel), Davin injures his eye, and Davin needs glasses.
Read MorePRE-TEEN PARTY NOVEMBER 26, 2019 PT 1
Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich, Hell Gigs (Kevin Lee has a corporate show in New York City and Davin does a show for children)
Read MoreTHE RESIDUE OF FAILURE OCTOBER 22, 2019 PT 1
What are the circumstances where a guy can get a hug, would you pay for Donald Trump to resign, Hell Gig (Davin performs for senior citizens)
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THEATER THREE AND CENSORSHIP
Long Island comedian Mike Keegan has been banned from performing at Theater Three in Port Jefferson, New York over a tweet he made about Greta Thunberg. His tweet was in reference to her being exploited for political reasons and the Democrats sending her off to Epstein Island when they are done with her. The outrage…
Read MoreBLOOD, SOIL, AND AIR CONDITIONING JULY 16, 2019 PT 1
Sumo wrestling, Davin goes to IFly, Davin sees Ratt in concert, Davin gets attacked by the left, and Davin has a hell gig (Air Force Base).
Read MoreI’M BEING JUDGED JANUARY 8, 2019 Pt 2
Comics in the News (Louis CK’s new material is leaked online), New laws for 2019, The Lake Superior State University list of banished words
Read MoreI Tunes or Cassette May 2, 2017 Pt 2
You Stink (Donald Trump compares his ratings to 9/11), Donald Trump’s first 100 days, Comedian Sharon Lacey talks about dementia, Drunks in the news (Beer on Mars), Scamming Scammers (Jane wants an I Tunes card but Fake Davin wants to give her something else)
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