MURDER IN HIS EYES MAY 3, 2022 PT 1
Roe vs Wade, Nacho the cat, Cake kills comedy, Phoenix trip, Davin’s mom has Covid, Davin needs a new roof, Davin’s show gets cancelled, and Joe pays tribute to a deceased friend.
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coronavirus
SPREAD EAGLE FRIDGE MARCH 22, 2022 PT 1
Pip can’t remember, Moving, Covid 19, You Stink (PSE&G truck blocks traffic), Electric Dryer
Read MoreSLOWHAND AND SLOW BRAIN JANUARY 4, 2022 PT 2
School of Fools (Jingle Bells Banned), Eric Clapton sues a widow, Ted Nugent gives his opinion on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Michael Flynn says the covid vaccine may be in your dressing, Lake Superior States Banned Words
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MASKERADE
A Texas restaurant owner kicked out a family because they were wearing masks. They were wearing masks because their son is immunocompromised. The owner said he was unaware of that but even if he was aware of that he would have still removed them. The owner claims that mask wearing is political. Oy vey there…
Read MorePIP SQUIRTS DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1
New York has a new mask mandate, Pip has a cream malfunction, Davin’s house nightmare, and Joe sees Genesis
Read MoreEMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOAT SEPTEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Florida lets parents decide if their children should quarantine after covid exposure), California says parents don’t have to know if their child has an abortion or gender affirming treatments, home owners leave cameras on when people look to buy their house, Turbulent Air (Alaska Airlines limits support animals), and Scientist gets fish…
Read MoreSTIRRUPS AND TUMBLEWEEDS SEPTEMBER 28, 2021 PT 1
Pip goes to the emergency room, a Covid outbreak in cheerleader camp, and Davin’s home inspection.
Read MoreWET SPOT LIKE ON JUPITER SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (September 11 tribute canceled), The LAPD wants your social media, Fox News is anti-vaccine while most of them are vaccinated, Comics in the News (Patton Oswalt and Jim Breuer cancel shows because of Covid), Woman almost burns down her house with a vibrator
Read MoreMR IMMUNITY SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 1
Davin has big news in his search for a house and the belief that getting Covid makes you immune to getting it again.
Read MoreIT WAS SHRINKAGE AUGUST 31, 2021 PT 2
Woman goes to jail for killing burglar, Turbulent Air (Delta fining unvaccinated workers), Hotel charging for what you use, You can rent a backyard, Nirvana cover baby sues the band
Read MoreCRISES ACTORS GUILD AUGUST 31, 2021 PT 1
America leaves Afghanistan, not believing Covid is real, Davin continues looking for a house.
Read MorePLEASE DIE IN A HUMOROUS WAY AUGUST 24, 2021 PT 2
More companies say if you are not vaccinated you can’t apply, Major concert promoters demand everyone is vaccinated to attend shows, and Outstanding Display of Spite (Nurse gets money to tell anti-vaxxers the truth about Covid and Crises acting).
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UNVACCINATED NEED NOT APPLY
There are a lot of job openings in the country right now. Workers have gained negotiating power for better wages, hours, bonuses, etc. One thing that some companies are not willing to negotiate about is whether people are vaccinated or not. As Delta rages in the country more companies are saying if you are not…
Read MoreROLLS ROYCE OF POO JULY 27, 2021 PT 2
The NFL puts pressure on players to get vaccinated, Senate proposes women should be eligible for the draft, Women refuses to remove obscene anti-Biden signs, woman gets banned from pooing and peeing, and Go Girl
Read MoreHERE’S THE DEAL WITH STUPIDITY JUNE 8, 2021 PT 2
Law banning cruise ships from making people prove they are vaccinated, Pentagon won’t let Pride flag fly, School of Fools (Derek Chauvin trial support group for white students), DJs get banned for Japanese accent, Nazi News (Nashville hat store sells anti-vaccine stars of David)
Read MoreDO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO ROCK? JUNE 1, 2021 PT 1
Pip doesn’t want to leave the house, Davin’s potential house gets inspected, and Davin’s wife needs a car
Read MoreYOU ARE CARED CLIP 16
Clara thinks she knows the type of guy Fake Davin is. From the November 19, 2019, Davin’s Den.
Read MoreI HATE WHINY NAZIS APRIL 6, 2021 PT 2 (FIXED)
Vaccine passport controversy, School of fools (Michigan gets sued for making student athletes take Covid 19 tests), Nazi News (a neo-Nazi sues because he can’t get vegetarian meals), Comics in the News (Jay Leno apologizes for Asian jokes), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Man gets back pay in oily pennies)
Read MoreTHE DOGGIE STYLE DAYS OF SUMMER FEBRUARY 23, 2021 PT 2
Is White Lives Matter Racist, A New York cop wears a Trump badge on her uniform, A waitress gets fired for not getting the vaccine, Many in the military don’t want the vaccine, and Comics in the News (governor Cuomo books pop up comedy shows with big names).
Read MoreMARBLES ON THE FLOOR JANUARY 19, 2021 PT 1
400,000 dead because of Covid 19, local media misreports a story about Davin’s town, Davin works for a Trump supporter again, You Stink (People who complain on Facebook about Facebook)
Read MoreSOCIAL LUBRICANT JANUARY 5, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Student kicked out of school for saying N word years ago), Racist Registry, Covid 19 Vaccine registry, Lake Superior State University Banned words, Drunks in the News (sewage plant wine)
Read MoreTHE REICH CHOICE DECEMBER 22, 2020 PT 2
Santa refuses to give a boy guns, Police may be required to meet higher standards, Nazi News (Adolf Hitler wins an election), Drunks in the News (Russia’s covid vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (A Florida girlfriend punishes her ex’s new girlfriend).
Read MoreLICK IT OR TICKET DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 2
Minnesota town allows white supremacists to take over a church, Indonesians dig graves if they don’t wear masks, a terrorist gets released from jail because he is too fat, an Alabama sheriff’s department has a Christmas tree with mugshots, and Drunks in the News (Boozy Advent Calendar)
Read MoreAMERICA’S FARTER DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1
Anthony Cumia gets Covid, Davin has a Zoom comedy show, and Davin’s snow blower breaks before a big snow storm
Read MoreDESIGNATED POOPER DECEMBER 8, 2020 PT 3
Police don’t have to show their name, Your camera can be used by the police, Turbulent Air (Couple arrested for boarding flight while infected with Covid), Only one person can use the bathroom in Belgium
Read MoreNO MORE LIES, THE BIG GOODBYE DECEMBER 1, 2020 PT 3
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline want to grow closer and Fake Davin sends Caroline a break-up song) and what the government should do to get us through this Covid resurgence.
Read MoreTHE HAMPTONS GLOBE TROTTERS NOVEMBER 24, 2020 PT 2
Kevin Lee joins us as we discuss the police secret list of children, an Anti-White list circulates in a school, Harvard doesn’t want Trump people, a man sues to be his child’s mother, and paying for a Covid test to eat in a restaurant.
Read MoreCOVID KAREN NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 1
Joe thinks people voted against Trump because of personality, High School closed because of Halloween party, You Stink (Pip is unhappy with the anesthesiologist)
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FREEDUMBS
There is a large segment of the population worldwide, but sadly mostly in the U.S., that doesn’t understand what freedom means. Or they interpret it in a way that sounds to me like a toddler having a tantrum. “I don’t WANNA!” they scream, while wriggling on the floor around the wheels of a shopping cart. Now…
Read MoreNANA MONDAY OCTOBER 13, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Unmasked panic attack leads to arrest and A professor gets fired for saying the N word), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Proud Boys have their hashtag hijacked), and Scam Busters (A voo doo man)
Read MoreBAKED GOODS FOR PEACE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 2
Louisville police major disparages the citizens of her city, School of Fools (Teacher gives assignment where Kyle Rittenhouse is called a hero), Trump supporters are accused of voter intimidation, Covid 19 Halloween, Outstanding Display of Spite (You Tupers poops on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway).
Read MoreONE NATION UNDER SATAN SEPTEMBER 1, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Texas governor wants teacher fired over satire, Trump flag causes fight, Teacher virtue signals from her cyber class room), Scam Busters (Contact tracing scam), Outstanding Display of Spite (Biden buys a Trump website)
Read MoreBUTTERFLIES STOP THE WALL AUGUST 25, 2020 PT 2
Scam Busters (We Build the Wall Scam), School of Fools (Covid 19 infected teachers can be in the classroom), Thom Brennaman says a homophobic slur, Amazon removes Joe and the Hoe shirts, and the Ice Cream Truck song is racist
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NO MASK, NO FLIGHT
Alyssa Sadler says Southwest Airlines refused to let her three year old, autistic son fly without a mask. Her son has sensory issues that prevent him from wearing a mask. Southwest has a well-known policy that allows no medical exceptions in regards to wearing a mask on their flights. The question is should Southwest have…
Read MoreWE SH!T THE BED AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 2
America’s media compared to our ally’s media, Trump campaign alters images of Joe Biden, Trump campaign gets blocked by Twitter and Facebook over false Covid 19 claim, New York City has Covid 19 check points, Interview with Yo Semite Shmuel, and interview with Frank Vignola about Good Karma Comedy Festival
Read MoreTHE BUSINESS STICK AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 1
Pip gets a Covid 19 test, Smash Mouth plays Sturgis Rally, and Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s VP pick
Read MorePENIS FARMING ACCIDENT August 4, 2020 Pt 3
Scamming Scammers (Scammer Caroline wants Fake Davin to make a romantic move, she pushes Fake Davin to invest, and her time on the job does not add up with how long GoFX Invest has been online)
Read MoreNo Pizza for Karen August 4, 2020 Pt 2
Congressman Pence has racist items for sale in a mall he owns, Congressman Moulton says some in the North East think the South is getting what it deserves in regards to Covid 19, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally will happen, Dominos tries a pizza promotion for Karen, Scam Busters (Covid 19 Scams), Pip Helix Curmudgeonly Philosophy (Don’t…
Read MoreThat Sounded Cut and Pastey July 28, 2020 Pt 3
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline try to have video chats and phone calls but fail)
Read MoreCONSERVATIVE CUPCAKES AND LIBERAL BISCUITS JULY 28, 2020 PT 2
Yankees and Nationals take a knee before the national anthem, Drunks in the News (South Carolina and Colorado set drinking curfews), School of Fools (Missouri governor says no need to worry about children getting Covid 19 and a Michigan teacher claims he was fired for his pro Trump tweets), and Radio Host fired for telling…
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HOUSE FIRE
As of June 8, the Governor of Ohio issued an order that everyone in seven high risk counties have to wear masks. The Butler County Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come out publicly stating that he and his officers will not be enforcing the order, and states that he is not “the mask police”. There is…
Read MoreBIDEN WOULD TELEGRAPH TWICE DAILY DAVIN’S DEN JULY 7, 2020 PT 2
Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your…
Read MoreKKK CRUSH JUNE 9, 2020 PT 2
A man with a toddler claims a police officer aimed his gun at them, School of Fools (Minneapolis no longer wants police in schools), Stiffer penalty for Covid 19 scams, nazi News (nazi mask and KKK mask while shopping and Gap has a Camp shirt).
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Fraud in the Time of COVID
There’s a new bipartisan bill proposed which would increase the penalties for scammers who have specifically targeted Covid-19 related issues. It seems that the scammers were already right on it, looking for ways to rip people off during a pandemic, and the House of Representatives have taken issue, to the tune of 15 to 35 years…
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AMERICAN AIRLINES ALLEGEDLY STOPPED FLIGHT ATTENDANT FROM WEARING FACE SHIELD
An American Airlines flight attendant said she was forbidden from wearing a face shield because it didn’t fit with the company’s “image standards” — and would make passengers uncomfortable, according to a report. After a few flights wearing the PPE, Marie said her bosses told her the safety gear didn’t fit the carrier’s “image standards”…
Read MoreFARTICLES MAY 26, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Yeshiva gets raided for illegally holding school, No social distancing graduation, Children have identify the porn homework) A restaurant charges a Covid 19 surcharge, Can farting spread Covid 19, and People want to intentionally get Covid 19.
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COVID FOOD FEE
Kiko Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Lounge added a $2.19 “Covid 19 surcharge” to a customer’s bill and the Sashimi hit the fan. A customer posted a picture of the receipt on social media and now people are harassing the restaurant and the staff. The owner of the Missouri restaurant said the surcharge is due to…
Read MoreFO SHIZZLE SHERIFF BIZZELL MAY 19, 2020 PT 2
North Carolina sheriff won’t enforce state executive order in regards to churches, California floor store has no mask policy, Drunks in the News (Wisconsin Bars open with no social distancing and masks and the Beer Fairy)
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INCONVENIENCE VERSUS YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO THE BAR
As Americans, we enjoy a lot of freedom that many on the planet don’t have. We are used to taking a lot of things for granted, and only really notice some of these freedoms when they are restricted. Then, unless they make sense to us, we fight like hell to keep every inch, every explicit…
Read MoreHOLD OUR FARTS MAY 12, 2020 PT 2
Texas hair salon owner goes to jail for staying open, Should we shame people for not wearing masks, Iowa governor says no unemployment if you refuse to work during pandemic, and Georgia and Wisconsin giving drivers license without drivers test
Read MoreTRUMP’S DAILY FESTIVUS MAY 5, 2020 PT 1
Wearing masks, Michigan Protests, Conspiracy theories, President Bush’s video, and Blue State vs Red State
Read MoreNAZIS BAD, ALWAYS A WIN APRIL 28, 2020 PT 1
Davin announces Laugh At Home Comedy, should the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds fly, 90 Day Fiancee
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THE UNCLEANLY SKYS
American Airlines has touted how clean their flights are and how safety and cleanliness is their first concern. For a flight from Miami to Mexico City that seems not to have been the case. Reports are the flight was packed and 80% of the people were not wearing masks. I have flown during the pandemic….
Read MoreGEORGIA SAYS ALABAMA HOLD MY TEETH APRIL 21, 2020 PT 2
Apple and Google want your phone to track Covid 19, Nurses suspended for refusing to work without N 95 masks, TV doctors give bad advice, President Trump considers a daily radio show, and should we dress better for Zoom business meetings
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THE CULT OF CELEBRITY IN THE DAYS OF PANDEMIC
Recently, some famous TV doctors have been offering their opinions on the Covid-19 pandemic. Since our country has been enthralled for years with the cult of celebrity, Americans tend more and more to put more weight on the advice given by television personalities, whether they have the background or education to offer those opinions. Such…
Read MoreGOD SAID HOLD MY LOCUSTS APRIL 14, 2020 PT 2
Donald Trump doesn’t like mail in voting, The Federal company is going to give money to churches, Easter during the pandemic, WWE is an essential business, Scam Busters (A scam involving government stimulus checks) a Poll about going to sporting events with no vaccine for the Corona Virus
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Government Will Help Churches Pay Pastor Salaries
In a development that could challenge the Constitution’s prohibition of any law “respecting an establishment of religion,” the federal government will soon provide money directly to U.S. churches to help them pay pastor salaries and utility bills. “The government cannot directly fund inherently religious activities,” argues Alison Gill, legal and policy vice president of American…
Read MorePROACTIVE C*CKMUNCH APRIL 7, 2020 PT 2
Medical supplies leaving the country, Are guns essential during Covid 19, Should prostitutes be paid not to work during Covid 19, Should men and women have separate days to go out during Covid 19, and women are told not to nag during Covid 19.
Read MoreYOU RISKED YOUR LIFE FOR MUSTARD? APRIL 7, 2020 PT 1
You Stink (Joe is upset with 3 stores), You Stink, (Davin is fed up with Covid 19 deniers), Davin delivers PPE to a hospital, and Is it wrong to ask a woman to shave her legs
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EMPTY BED
It seems Covid 19 has dominated everything since it took over. Every aspect of life. It has certainly dominated our radio show. This Tuesday it will certainly be discussed again but this time with a twist. Prostitution! Now that I have your attention allow me to explain. Prostitution is illegal. You don’t file your taxes…
Read MoreDAVID COVERDALE AND PIP MARCH 31, 2020 PT 1
Hygiene while being in quarantine, shopping while dealing with the Corona Virus, questions raised by reality shows, and Pip’s boss.
Read MorePISS ON A NAZI MARCH 24, 2020 PT 2
Nazis want to weaponize coronavirus, Donald Trump’s spiritual advisor wants money for your soul, Florida church refuses to close in face of coronavirus, Priest offers drive thru confessional, Drive thru stripper, Betting on the weather
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THE PROSPERITY GOSPEL
For those of you who have not heard of this ludicrous and malignant twist on Christianity, the Prosperity Gospel is the teaching that if you give “seed” money to the people preaching this nonsense, that your money will grow and come back to you in larger amounts. I know. You are reading this with your…
Read MoreDINO BALLS MARCH 17, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Utah school says kids can’t say no to dancing), Bitches Be Crazy (Brett Gardner has a fan), Porn Hub has Coronavirus porn, and Alex Jones has the cure for the Coronavirus
Read MoreAFFLICTION MARCH 17, 2020 PT 1
Davin deals with illness and the Coronavirus on his tour of Indiana and Kentucky and Joe has paperwork
Read MoreWARM AND VISCOUSY MARCH 3, 2020 PT 2
School of fools (School district won’t tell parents if their child has changed names and gender pronouns and a teacher asks to fifth year old girls if they are dating in front of the class), Drunks in the News (People won’t drink Corona beer because of the Coronavirus), Nazi News (Nazi turtles).
Read MoreWE’RE IN TAFT TERRITORY MARCH 3, 2020 PT 1
Masks and the Coronavirus, Virginity Rocks, a man in his thirties never had a girlfriend, a Hassidic jew should run for president, and we need an attractive president.
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THE THIRTY-EIGHT PERCENT
In a recent survey thirty-eight percent of Americans revealed they would not drink Corona Beer due to the Corona Virus. Make no mistake, as you know, the alcoholic beverage has nothing to do with the pathogen that is on a world tour garnering press and fear at every stop. If you did not know that…
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