SORRY KIDS I HAVE COVID OCTOBER 31, 2023 PT 1
Joe doesn’t leave candy for Trick or treaters, An audience member is unhappy with Joe’s comedy set, Increasing antisemitism, we discuss division and politics
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COVID IS BACK AUGUST 29, 2023 PT 2
If you pay the bills and have status can you have a side piece, Decoding the Bible, School of Fools (No optout), Covid is back
Read MoreMORE MASKS, LESS SALIVA JULY 25, 2023 PT 2
In N Out Burgers bans masks, School of Fools (a professor gets fired over social justice essays), Drunks in the News (Ron DeSantis wants to sue Bud Light), Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin thinks the new Tesla should be like Kitt from Knight Rider)
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RETRO FIGHT
In N Out Burger is not allowing its workers to wear masks unless they have a note from a doctor in the name of customer service. This sounds like a headline ripped from 2020 when we were in the middle of the Covid 19 pandemic. Yet this is 2023 and apparently this is still a…
Read MoreTHE BIGOTS LOVE ME DECEMBER 13, 2022 PT 2
California wants to make egregious medical advice illegal, The Twitter Files, School of Fools (Who is responsible for what my student reads)
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THE 1 OUT OF 5 DOCTOR
California is trying to enact a law that will penalize doctors for giving their patients misleading information. This sprung out of Covid 19 and the uproar it caused. The offending doctors would face fines and possibly be no longer allowed to practice medicine in California. Opponents to the law worry it will infringe on free…
Read MoreCELEBRATE LOVE AS A MIGRANT WORKERS OCTOBER 11, 2022
The good times of Covid, Davin’s 20th Anniversary is coming up, Would you let your fiancee’s ex stay with you.
Read MoreMURDER IN HIS EYES MAY 3, 2022 PT 1
Roe vs Wade, Nacho the cat, Cake kills comedy, Phoenix trip, Davin’s mom has Covid, Davin needs a new roof, Davin’s show gets cancelled, and Joe pays tribute to a deceased friend.
Read MoreSPREAD EAGLE FRIDGE MARCH 22, 2022 PT 1
Pip can’t remember, Moving, Covid 19, You Stink (PSE&G truck blocks traffic), Electric Dryer
Read MoreJOE SOCIAL MEDIA WARRIOR FEBRUARY 22, 2022 PT 1
Joe has a You Stink (Problems recycling and on social media), A mask protest at Davin’s daughter’s school, Davin has to be arm candy in Arizona, Davin’s show at a firehouse, and Pip loses her temper while driving.
Read MoreMUGGLES WILL NOT REPLACE US FEBRUARY 1, 2022 PT 2
Joe Rogan apologizes, Judicial qualifications, Man removed from transplant list because he won’t get vaccinated, Comics in the News (Jon Stewart goes after JK Rowling), Nazi News (Maus banned), School of Fools (Students get suspended for slavery petition), Social Norms we should change
Read MoreSLOWHAND AND SLOW BRAIN JANUARY 4, 2022 PT 2
School of Fools (Jingle Bells Banned), Eric Clapton sues a widow, Ted Nugent gives his opinion on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Michael Flynn says the covid vaccine may be in your dressing, Lake Superior States Banned Words
Read MoreJARRED FARTS DECEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2
Bad energy, a judge uses the N word, a restaurant owner kicks out a family for wearing masks, School of Fools (California school says kids can eat in the rain), Scam Busters (A scam victim attacks a WWE star), Fart stories (Jarred farts for sale).
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MASKERADE
A Texas restaurant owner kicked out a family because they were wearing masks. They were wearing masks because their son is immunocompromised. The owner said he was unaware of that but even if he was aware of that he would have still removed them. The owner claims that mask wearing is political. Oy vey there…
Read MorePIP SQUIRTS DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1
New York has a new mask mandate, Pip has a cream malfunction, Davin’s house nightmare, and Joe sees Genesis
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GOVERNMENT WASTE
This past week Republican congressman from Wyoming Paul Gosar and Republican senator from Texas Ted Cruz shone a bright light on our wasted tax dollars. Paul Gosar tweeted a meme, that one can assume, his staff created of edited anime that depicted him killing Democratic congress woman Alexandra Ocasio Cortez and slashing President Joe Biden….
Read MoreTWO SINGERS, ONE TOILET OCTOBER 19, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Wisconsin school boards sued when students get Covid), Will the IRS get access to your bank account, Scam Busters (Update on BitConnect and Craig Grant), Rolling Stones retire Brown Sugar, Fart Stories (Meghan Trainor poops next to her husband)
Read MoreWHITE SUPREMACY WITH A HUG OCTOBER 10, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Behaving is white supremacy), No organ transplant without a vaccine, The government is checking your search engine searches, Scamming Scammers (Britt Hume wants you to buy Forex and scammers try to scam comedians), Outstanding Display of Spite (A wedding photographer deletes the photos)
Read MoreYOUR INTERNET IDENTIFIES AS DIAL UP OCTOBER 12, 2021 PT 1
Dave Chapelle and the jokes abut trans people, Jon Gruden and his emails, Kyrie Irving and the vaccine, Davin goes to a wedding, Davin gets mad at Broadway, and Davin’s audience member doesn’t find a joke funny
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Organ Recipient Stipulations
In Colorado, a hospital group has set a mandate for organ donation recipients: No Covid vaccine, no organ donation surgery. Their research shows that organ recipients are at high risk for death from Covid or Covid complications, so basically, they don’t want to use precious organs on people who won’t protect that investment in every way….
Read MoreEMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOAT SEPTEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Florida lets parents decide if their children should quarantine after covid exposure), California says parents don’t have to know if their child has an abortion or gender affirming treatments, home owners leave cameras on when people look to buy their house, Turbulent Air (Alaska Airlines limits support animals), and Scientist gets fish…
Read MoreWET SPOT LIKE ON JUPITER SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (September 11 tribute canceled), The LAPD wants your social media, Fox News is anti-vaccine while most of them are vaccinated, Comics in the News (Patton Oswalt and Jim Breuer cancel shows because of Covid), Woman almost burns down her house with a vibrator
Read MoreMR IMMUNITY SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 1
Davin has big news in his search for a house and the belief that getting Covid makes you immune to getting it again.
Read MoreGRAVESIDE DINING SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 PT 2
Texas has a new gun lawn and a new abortion law, a judge says an un-vaccinated mother can’t see her son, Comics in the News (Comedy shows in funeral homes), and Nazi News (Hitler’s sex life)
Read MoreIT WAS SHRINKAGE AUGUST 31, 2021 PT 2
Woman goes to jail for killing burglar, Turbulent Air (Delta fining unvaccinated workers), Hotel charging for what you use, You can rent a backyard, Nirvana cover baby sues the band
Read MoreCRISES ACTORS GUILD AUGUST 31, 2021 PT 1
America leaves Afghanistan, not believing Covid is real, Davin continues looking for a house.
Read MorePLEASE DIE IN A HUMOROUS WAY AUGUST 24, 2021 PT 2
More companies say if you are not vaccinated you can’t apply, Major concert promoters demand everyone is vaccinated to attend shows, and Outstanding Display of Spite (Nurse gets money to tell anti-vaxxers the truth about Covid and Crises acting).
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UNVACCINATED NEED NOT APPLY
There are a lot of job openings in the country right now. Workers have gained negotiating power for better wages, hours, bonuses, etc. One thing that some companies are not willing to negotiate about is whether people are vaccinated or not. As Delta rages in the country more companies are saying if you are not…
Read MoreHERE’S THE DEAL WITH STUPIDITY JUNE 8, 2021 PT 2
Law banning cruise ships from making people prove they are vaccinated, Pentagon won’t let Pride flag fly, School of Fools (Derek Chauvin trial support group for white students), DJs get banned for Japanese accent, Nazi News (Nashville hat store sells anti-vaccine stars of David)
Read MoreDO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO ROCK? JUNE 1, 2021 PT 1
Pip doesn’t want to leave the house, Davin’s potential house gets inspected, and Davin’s wife needs a car
Read MoreTHE BOUQUET OF HYSTERIA MAY 11, 2021 PT 2
NYPD sues a protestor, Florida wants to make it illegal for social media to ban politicians, School of Fools (School will fire teachers who get Covid vaccine), Drunks in the News (Bar sells fake vaccine cards), Man swings his colostomy bag at police.
Read MoreYOU ARE CARED CLIP 16
Clara thinks she knows the type of guy Fake Davin is. From the November 19, 2019, Davin’s Den.
Read MoreJOE THE SCARED ROOF KITTEN MARCH 16, 2021 PT 1
The outrage at the Emmy awards, Joe gets stuck on his roof, Davin looks for a house, and vaccines
Read MoreIF THIS CHAIR’S A ROCKIN’ MARCH 2, 2021 PT 2
Anchor gets in trouble for comments about obesity and the vaccine, School of Fools (white woman gets in trouble for being called the N word, and children get expelled from Catholic school because Mom posts on Only Fans), Scam Busters (the latest stats on scams in America) and Outstanding Display of Spite (Woman turns ex…
Read MoreTHE DOGGIE STYLE DAYS OF SUMMER FEBRUARY 23, 2021 PT 2
Is White Lives Matter Racist, A New York cop wears a Trump badge on her uniform, A waitress gets fired for not getting the vaccine, Many in the military don’t want the vaccine, and Comics in the News (governor Cuomo books pop up comedy shows with big names).
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CUOMO SAYS NO NO
Governor Cuomo of New York has shut down all comedy performances since the summer of 2020 due to Covid 19. Now he is allowing some pop up events throughout the state involving some big stars like Amy Schumer and Chris Rock. Meanwhile, comedy clubs and any place else wanting to hold a comedy show are…
Read MoreMARBLES ON THE FLOOR JANUARY 19, 2021 PT 1
400,000 dead because of Covid 19, local media misreports a story about Davin’s town, Davin works for a Trump supporter again, You Stink (People who complain on Facebook about Facebook)
Read MoreHITLER’S DRY CLEANERS JANUARY 12, 2021 PT 1
Joe’s opinion about the Capitol riot, Davin’s show in Harrisburg, censorship, Holocaust deniers in Davin’s town.
Read MoreSOCIAL LUBRICANT JANUARY 5, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Student kicked out of school for saying N word years ago), Racist Registry, Covid 19 Vaccine registry, Lake Superior State University Banned words, Drunks in the News (sewage plant wine)
Read MoreTHE REICH CHOICE DECEMBER 22, 2020 PT 2
Santa refuses to give a boy guns, Police may be required to meet higher standards, Nazi News (Adolf Hitler wins an election), Drunks in the News (Russia’s covid vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (A Florida girlfriend punishes her ex’s new girlfriend).
Read MoreLICK IT OR TICKET DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 2
Minnesota town allows white supremacists to take over a church, Indonesians dig graves if they don’t wear masks, a terrorist gets released from jail because he is too fat, an Alabama sheriff’s department has a Christmas tree with mugshots, and Drunks in the News (Boozy Advent Calendar)
Read MoreAMERICA’S FARTER DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1
Anthony Cumia gets Covid, Davin has a Zoom comedy show, and Davin’s snow blower breaks before a big snow storm
Read MoreDESIGNATED POOPER DECEMBER 8, 2020 PT 3
Police don’t have to show their name, Your camera can be used by the police, Turbulent Air (Couple arrested for boarding flight while infected with Covid), Only one person can use the bathroom in Belgium
Read MoreNO MORE LIES, THE BIG GOODBYE DECEMBER 1, 2020 PT 3
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline want to grow closer and Fake Davin sends Caroline a break-up song) and what the government should do to get us through this Covid resurgence.
Read MoreTHE HAMPTONS GLOBE TROTTERS NOVEMBER 24, 2020 PT 2
Kevin Lee joins us as we discuss the police secret list of children, an Anti-White list circulates in a school, Harvard doesn’t want Trump people, a man sues to be his child’s mother, and paying for a Covid test to eat in a restaurant.
Read MoreCOVID KAREN NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 1
Joe thinks people voted against Trump because of personality, High School closed because of Halloween party, You Stink (Pip is unhappy with the anesthesiologist)
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FREEDUMBS
There is a large segment of the population worldwide, but sadly mostly in the U.S., that doesn’t understand what freedom means. Or they interpret it in a way that sounds to me like a toddler having a tantrum. “I don’t WANNA!” they scream, while wriggling on the floor around the wheels of a shopping cart. Now…
Read MoreNANA MONDAY OCTOBER 13, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Unmasked panic attack leads to arrest and A professor gets fired for saying the N word), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Proud Boys have their hashtag hijacked), and Scam Busters (A voo doo man)
Read MoreBAKED GOODS FOR PEACE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 2
Louisville police major disparages the citizens of her city, School of Fools (Teacher gives assignment where Kyle Rittenhouse is called a hero), Trump supporters are accused of voter intimidation, Covid 19 Halloween, Outstanding Display of Spite (You Tupers poops on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway).
Read MoreDOPE A DOPE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 1
Davin’s softball season ends, Davin volunteers and donates to political campaigns, and the first debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden
Read MoreONE NATION UNDER SATAN SEPTEMBER 1, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Texas governor wants teacher fired over satire, Trump flag causes fight, Teacher virtue signals from her cyber class room), Scam Busters (Contact tracing scam), Outstanding Display of Spite (Biden buys a Trump website)
Read MoreBUTTERFLIES STOP THE WALL AUGUST 25, 2020 PT 2
Scam Busters (We Build the Wall Scam), School of Fools (Covid 19 infected teachers can be in the classroom), Thom Brennaman says a homophobic slur, Amazon removes Joe and the Hoe shirts, and the Ice Cream Truck song is racist
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NO MASK, NO FLIGHT
Alyssa Sadler says Southwest Airlines refused to let her three year old, autistic son fly without a mask. Her son has sensory issues that prevent him from wearing a mask. Southwest has a well-known policy that allows no medical exceptions in regards to wearing a mask on their flights. The question is should Southwest have…
Read MoreWE SH!T THE BED AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 2
America’s media compared to our ally’s media, Trump campaign alters images of Joe Biden, Trump campaign gets blocked by Twitter and Facebook over false Covid 19 claim, New York City has Covid 19 check points, Interview with Yo Semite Shmuel, and interview with Frank Vignola about Good Karma Comedy Festival
Read MoreTHE BUSINESS STICK AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 1
Pip gets a Covid 19 test, Smash Mouth plays Sturgis Rally, and Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s VP pick
Read MorePENIS FARMING ACCIDENT August 4, 2020 Pt 3
Scamming Scammers (Scammer Caroline wants Fake Davin to make a romantic move, she pushes Fake Davin to invest, and her time on the job does not add up with how long GoFX Invest has been online)
Read MoreNo Pizza for Karen August 4, 2020 Pt 2
Congressman Pence has racist items for sale in a mall he owns, Congressman Moulton says some in the North East think the South is getting what it deserves in regards to Covid 19, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally will happen, Dominos tries a pizza promotion for Karen, Scam Busters (Covid 19 Scams), Pip Helix Curmudgeonly Philosophy (Don’t…
Read MoreThat Sounded Cut and Pastey July 28, 2020 Pt 3
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline try to have video chats and phone calls but fail)
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HOUSE FIRE
As of June 8, the Governor of Ohio issued an order that everyone in seven high risk counties have to wear masks. The Butler County Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come out publicly stating that he and his officers will not be enforcing the order, and states that he is not “the mask police”. There is…
Read MoreTHE MOSQUITO SQUAD JULY 14, 2020 PT 1
Eating out in restaurants during Covid 19, Pip’s ancestry, and Chuck Woolery the Covid 19 expert
Read MoreBIDEN WOULD TELEGRAPH TWICE DAILY DAVIN’S DEN JULY 7, 2020 PT 2
Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your…
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Fraud in the Time of COVID
There’s a new bipartisan bill proposed which would increase the penalties for scammers who have specifically targeted Covid-19 related issues. It seems that the scammers were already right on it, looking for ways to rip people off during a pandemic, and the House of Representatives have taken issue, to the tune of 15 to 35 years…
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COVID FOOD FEE
Kiko Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Lounge added a $2.19 “Covid 19 surcharge” to a customer’s bill and the Sashimi hit the fan. A customer posted a picture of the receipt on social media and now people are harassing the restaurant and the staff. The owner of the Missouri restaurant said the surcharge is due to…
Read MoreHOLD OUR FARTS MAY 12, 2020 PT 2
Texas hair salon owner goes to jail for staying open, Should we shame people for not wearing masks, Iowa governor says no unemployment if you refuse to work during pandemic, and Georgia and Wisconsin giving drivers license without drivers test
Read MoreTRUMP’S DAILY FESTIVUS MAY 5, 2020 PT 1
Wearing masks, Michigan Protests, Conspiracy theories, President Bush’s video, and Blue State vs Red State
Read MoreNAZIS BAD, ALWAYS A WIN APRIL 28, 2020 PT 1
Davin announces Laugh At Home Comedy, should the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds fly, 90 Day Fiancee
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THE UNCLEANLY SKYS
American Airlines has touted how clean their flights are and how safety and cleanliness is their first concern. For a flight from Miami to Mexico City that seems not to have been the case. Reports are the flight was packed and 80% of the people were not wearing masks. I have flown during the pandemic….
Read MoreGEORGIA SAYS ALABAMA HOLD MY TEETH APRIL 21, 2020 PT 2
Apple and Google want your phone to track Covid 19, Nurses suspended for refusing to work without N 95 masks, TV doctors give bad advice, President Trump considers a daily radio show, and should we dress better for Zoom business meetings
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THE CULT OF CELEBRITY IN THE DAYS OF PANDEMIC
Recently, some famous TV doctors have been offering their opinions on the Covid-19 pandemic. Since our country has been enthralled for years with the cult of celebrity, Americans tend more and more to put more weight on the advice given by television personalities, whether they have the background or education to offer those opinions. Such…
Read MoreGOD SAID HOLD MY LOCUSTS APRIL 14, 2020 PT 2
Donald Trump doesn’t like mail in voting, The Federal company is going to give money to churches, Easter during the pandemic, WWE is an essential business, Scam Busters (A scam involving government stimulus checks) a Poll about going to sporting events with no vaccine for the Corona Virus
Read MoreIT’S NOT GOOD BUT IT’S SOMETHING APRIL 14, 2020 PT 1
You Stink (Pip’s boss), Davin has a Zoom seder, and Joe and Davin perform on a Facebook Live show to raise money for medical equipment.
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Government Will Help Churches Pay Pastor Salaries
In a development that could challenge the Constitution’s prohibition of any law “respecting an establishment of religion,” the federal government will soon provide money directly to U.S. churches to help them pay pastor salaries and utility bills. “The government cannot directly fund inherently religious activities,” argues Alison Gill, legal and policy vice president of American…
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EMPTY BED
It seems Covid 19 has dominated everything since it took over. Every aspect of life. It has certainly dominated our radio show. This Tuesday it will certainly be discussed again but this time with a twist. Prostitution! Now that I have your attention allow me to explain. Prostitution is illegal. You don’t file your taxes…
Read MoreDAVID COVERDALE AND PIP MARCH 31, 2020 PT 1
Hygiene while being in quarantine, shopping while dealing with the Corona Virus, questions raised by reality shows, and Pip’s boss.
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