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MURDER IN HIS EYES MAY 3, 2022 PT 1

Roe vs Wade, Nacho the cat, Cake kills comedy, Phoenix trip, Davin’s mom has Covid, Davin needs a new roof, Davin’s show gets cancelled, and Joe pays tribute to a deceased friend.

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SPREAD EAGLE FRIDGE MARCH 22, 2022 PT 1

Pip can’t remember, Moving, Covid 19, You Stink (PSE&G truck blocks traffic), Electric Dryer

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JOE SOCIAL MEDIA WARRIOR FEBRUARY 22, 2022 PT 1

Joe has a You Stink (Problems recycling and on social media), A mask protest at Davin’s daughter’s school, Davin has to be arm candy in Arizona, Davin’s show at a firehouse, and Pip loses her temper while driving.

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MUGGLES WILL NOT REPLACE US FEBRUARY 1, 2022 PT 2

Joe Rogan apologizes, Judicial qualifications, Man removed from transplant list because he won’t get vaccinated, Comics in the News (Jon Stewart goes after JK Rowling), Nazi News (Maus banned), School of Fools (Students get suspended for slavery petition), Social Norms we should change

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SLOWHAND AND SLOW BRAIN JANUARY 4, 2022 PT 2

School of Fools (Jingle Bells Banned), Eric Clapton sues a widow, Ted Nugent gives his opinion on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Michael Flynn says the covid vaccine may be in your dressing, Lake Superior States Banned Words

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FOUNDATIONAL PRINGLES JANUARY 4, 2022 PT 1

Covid 19, Davin closes on the house, and Davin’s plan to change his act

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JARRED FARTS DECEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2

Bad energy, a judge uses the N word, a restaurant owner kicks out a family for wearing masks, School of Fools (California school says kids can eat in the rain), Scam Busters (A scam victim attacks a WWE star), Fart stories (Jarred farts for sale).

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MASKERADE

A Texas restaurant owner kicked out a family because they were wearing masks. They were wearing masks because their son is immunocompromised. The owner said he was unaware of that but even if he was aware of that he would have still removed them. The owner claims that mask wearing is political. Oy vey there…

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PIP SQUIRTS DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1

New York has a new mask mandate, Pip has a cream malfunction, Davin’s house nightmare, and Joe sees Genesis

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GOVERNMENT WASTE

This past week Republican congressman from Wyoming Paul Gosar and Republican senator from Texas Ted Cruz shone a bright light on our wasted tax dollars. Paul Gosar tweeted a meme, that one can assume, his staff created of edited anime that depicted him killing Democratic congress woman Alexandra Ocasio Cortez and slashing President Joe Biden….

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WHITE SUPREMACY WITH A HUG OCTOBER 10, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Behaving is white supremacy), No organ transplant without a vaccine, The government is checking your search engine searches, Scamming Scammers (Britt Hume wants you to buy Forex and scammers try to scam comedians), Outstanding Display of Spite (A wedding photographer deletes the photos)

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YOUR INTERNET IDENTIFIES AS DIAL UP OCTOBER 12, 2021 PT 1

Dave Chapelle and the jokes abut trans people, Jon Gruden and his emails, Kyrie Irving and the vaccine, Davin goes to a wedding, Davin gets mad at Broadway, and Davin’s audience member doesn’t find a joke funny

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Organ Recipient Stipulations

In Colorado, a hospital group has set a mandate for organ donation recipients: No Covid vaccine, no organ donation surgery. Their research shows that organ recipients are at high risk for death from Covid or Covid complications, so basically, they don’t want to use precious organs on people who won’t protect that investment in every way….

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOAT SEPTEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Florida lets parents decide if their children should quarantine after covid exposure), California says parents don’t have to know if their child has an abortion or gender affirming treatments, home owners leave cameras on when people look to buy their house, Turbulent Air (Alaska Airlines limits support animals), and Scientist gets fish…

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WET SPOT LIKE ON JUPITER SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (September 11 tribute canceled), The LAPD wants your social media, Fox News is anti-vaccine while most of them are vaccinated, Comics in the News (Patton Oswalt and Jim Breuer cancel shows because of Covid), Woman almost burns down her house with a vibrator

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MR IMMUNITY SEPTEMBER 21, 2021 PT 1

Davin has big news in his search for a house and the belief that getting Covid makes you immune to getting it again.

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SPITTLE DEEP SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 PT 2

California passes stealthing law, Woman gives up adopted baby to biological parents, Drunks in the News (Covid leads to drinking), Turbulent Air (United Airlines pushes back on religious exemption for vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (Man urinates on Dairy Queen).

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DOOR MOSEY SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1

The solution to over-crowded hospitals, You Stink (Davin tries to get paid), Joe in Las Vegas, the last Jew in Afghanistan.

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GRAVESIDE DINING SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 PT 2

Texas has a new gun lawn and a new abortion law, a judge says an un-vaccinated mother can’t see her son, Comics in the News (Comedy shows in funeral homes), and Nazi News (Hitler’s sex life)

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IT WAS SHRINKAGE AUGUST 31, 2021 PT 2

Woman goes to jail for killing burglar, Turbulent Air (Delta fining unvaccinated workers), Hotel charging for what you use, You can rent a backyard, Nirvana cover baby sues the band

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CRISES ACTORS GUILD AUGUST 31, 2021 PT 1

America leaves Afghanistan, not believing Covid is real, Davin continues looking for a house.

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PLEASE DIE IN A HUMOROUS WAY AUGUST 24, 2021 PT 2

More companies say if you are not vaccinated you can’t apply, Major concert promoters demand everyone is vaccinated to attend shows, and Outstanding Display of Spite (Nurse gets money to tell anti-vaxxers the truth about Covid and Crises acting).

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UNVACCINATED NEED NOT APPLY

There are a lot of job openings in the country right now. Workers have gained negotiating power for better wages, hours, bonuses, etc. One thing that some companies are not willing to negotiate about is whether people are vaccinated or not.  As Delta rages in the country more companies are saying if you are not…

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HERE’S THE DEAL WITH STUPIDITY JUNE 8, 2021 PT 2

Law banning cruise ships from making people prove they are vaccinated, Pentagon won’t let Pride flag fly, School of Fools (Derek Chauvin trial support group for white students), DJs get banned for Japanese accent, Nazi News (Nashville hat store sells anti-vaccine stars of David)

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FACEBOOK JOKE STANDARDS JUNE 1, 2021 PT 2

Facebook reverses decision about discussing Covid 19 origin story, Asian Americans get upset about a cartoon depicting Andrew Yang, School of Fools (Texas doesn’t want teachers discussing racism and sexism), Nazi News (a yearbook gets recalled because a student lists Hitler’s biography as his favorite book), and Bitches Be Crazy (Flight attendant gets punched)

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DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO ROCK? JUNE 1, 2021 PT 1

Pip doesn’t want to leave the house, Davin’s potential house gets inspected, and Davin’s wife needs a car

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THE BOUQUET OF HYSTERIA MAY 11, 2021 PT 2

NYPD sues a protestor, Florida wants to make it illegal for social media to ban politicians, School of Fools (School will fire teachers who get Covid vaccine), Drunks in the News (Bar sells fake vaccine cards), Man swings his colostomy bag at police.

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THE PELOTON MENACE APRIL 20, 2021 PT 1

The Derek Chauvin trial verdict, Children getting sucked into Peloton, Hassidic woman wears her mask wrong, The failure of Bar Rescue, Joe gets mad at the dollar store cashier, and Pip is mad at her mechanic

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YOU ARE CARED CLIP 16

Clara thinks she knows the type of guy Fake Davin is. From the November 19, 2019, Davin’s Den.

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JOE THE SCARED ROOF KITTEN MARCH 16, 2021 PT 1

The outrage at the Emmy awards, Joe gets stuck on his roof, Davin looks for a house, and vaccines

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IF THIS CHAIR’S A ROCKIN’ MARCH 2, 2021 PT 2

Anchor gets in trouble for comments about obesity and the vaccine, School of Fools (white woman gets in trouble for being called the N word, and children get expelled from Catholic school because Mom posts on Only Fans), Scam Busters (the latest stats on scams in America) and Outstanding Display of Spite (Woman turns ex…

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THE DOGGIE STYLE DAYS OF SUMMER FEBRUARY 23, 2021 PT 2

Is White Lives Matter Racist, A New York cop wears a Trump badge on her uniform, A waitress gets fired for not getting the vaccine, Many in the military don’t want the vaccine, and Comics in the News (governor Cuomo books pop up comedy shows with big names).

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CUOMO SAYS NO NO

Governor Cuomo of New York has shut down all comedy performances since the summer of 2020 due to Covid 19. Now he is allowing some pop up events throughout the state involving some big stars like Amy Schumer and Chris Rock. Meanwhile, comedy clubs and any place else wanting to hold a comedy show are…

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MARBLES ON THE FLOOR JANUARY 19, 2021 PT 1

400,000 dead because of Covid 19, local media misreports a story about Davin’s town, Davin works for a Trump supporter again, You Stink (People who complain on Facebook about Facebook)

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HITLER’S DRY CLEANERS JANUARY 12, 2021 PT 1

Joe’s opinion about the Capitol riot, Davin’s show in Harrisburg, censorship, Holocaust deniers in Davin’s town.

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SOCIAL LUBRICANT JANUARY 5, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Student kicked out of school for saying N word years ago), Racist Registry, Covid 19 Vaccine registry, Lake Superior State University Banned words, Drunks in the News (sewage plant wine)

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THE REICH CHOICE DECEMBER 22, 2020 PT 2

Santa refuses to give a boy guns, Police may be required to meet higher standards, Nazi News (Adolf Hitler wins an election), Drunks in the News (Russia’s covid vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (A Florida girlfriend punishes her ex’s new girlfriend).

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LICK IT OR TICKET DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 2

Minnesota town allows white supremacists to take over a church, Indonesians dig graves if they don’t wear masks, a terrorist gets released from jail because he is too fat, an Alabama sheriff’s department has a Christmas tree with mugshots, and Drunks in the News (Boozy Advent Calendar)

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AMERICA’S FARTER DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1

Anthony Cumia gets Covid, Davin has a Zoom comedy show, and Davin’s snow blower breaks before a big snow storm

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DESIGNATED POOPER DECEMBER 8, 2020 PT 3

Police don’t have to show their name, Your camera can be used by the police, Turbulent Air (Couple arrested for boarding flight while infected with Covid), Only one person can use the bathroom in Belgium

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NO MORE LIES, THE BIG GOODBYE DECEMBER 1, 2020 PT 3

Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline want to grow closer and Fake Davin sends Caroline a break-up song) and what the government should do to get us through this Covid resurgence.

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THE HAMPTONS GLOBE TROTTERS NOVEMBER 24, 2020 PT 2

Kevin Lee joins us as we discuss the police secret list of children, an Anti-White list circulates in a school, Harvard doesn’t want Trump people, a man sues to be his child’s mother, and paying for a Covid test to eat in a restaurant.

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TRUMPER TANTRUM NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 2

Trump fires more people, Congress woman Marjorie Taylor Green hates masks, Newscaster wishes Mitch McConnell died, not Alex Trebek, San Francisco State University wants to interview a terrorist, Noveto wants to beam music into your head, Ticketmaster wants you to take a Covid test before events

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COVID KAREN NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 1

Joe thinks people voted against Trump because of personality, High School closed because of Halloween party, You Stink (Pip is unhappy with the anesthesiologist)

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FREEDUMBS

There is a large segment of the population worldwide, but sadly mostly in the U.S., that doesn’t understand what freedom means.  Or they interpret it in a way that sounds to me like a toddler having a tantrum. “I don’t WANNA!” they scream, while wriggling on the floor around the wheels of a shopping cart. Now…

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NANA MONDAY OCTOBER 13, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Unmasked panic attack leads to arrest and A professor gets fired for saying the N word), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Proud Boys have their hashtag hijacked), and Scam Busters (A voo doo man)

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BAKED GOODS FOR PEACE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 2

Louisville police major disparages the citizens of her city, School of Fools (Teacher gives assignment where Kyle Rittenhouse is called a hero), Trump supporters are accused of voter intimidation, Covid 19 Halloween, Outstanding Display of Spite (You Tupers poops on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway).

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DOPE A DOPE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 1

Davin’s softball season ends, Davin volunteers and donates to political campaigns, and the first debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden

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ONE NATION UNDER SATAN SEPTEMBER 1, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Texas governor wants teacher fired over satire, Trump flag causes fight, Teacher virtue signals from her cyber class room), Scam Busters (Contact tracing scam), Outstanding Display of Spite (Biden buys a Trump website)

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BUTTERFLIES STOP THE WALL AUGUST 25, 2020 PT 2

Scam Busters (We Build the Wall Scam), School of Fools (Covid 19 infected teachers can be in the classroom), Thom Brennaman says a homophobic slur, Amazon removes Joe and the Hoe shirts, and the Ice Cream Truck song is racist

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JESUS DIDN’T SEND LEPERS TO FLY SOUTHWEST AUGUST 18, 2020 PT 2

Turbulent Air (Southwest won’t let an Autistic boy fly), Los Angelos will cut your utilities if you party, Comics in the News (Cities ban outside comedy), The Navy SEALS stop supporting the Navy SEALS museum, Hasbro makes a naughty Troll Doll

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NO MASK, NO FLIGHT

Alyssa Sadler says Southwest Airlines refused to let her three year old, autistic son fly without a mask. Her son has sensory issues that prevent him from wearing a mask. Southwest has a well-known policy that allows no medical exceptions in regards to wearing a mask on their flights. The question is should Southwest have…

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WE SH!T THE BED AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 2

America’s media compared to our ally’s media, Trump campaign alters images of Joe Biden, Trump campaign gets blocked by Twitter and Facebook over false Covid 19 claim, New York City has Covid 19 check points, Interview with Yo Semite Shmuel, and interview with Frank Vignola about Good Karma Comedy Festival

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THE BUSINESS STICK AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 1

Pip gets a Covid 19 test, Smash Mouth plays Sturgis Rally, and Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s VP pick

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PENIS FARMING ACCIDENT August 4, 2020 Pt 3

Scamming Scammers (Scammer Caroline wants Fake Davin to make a romantic move, she pushes Fake Davin to invest, and her time on the job does not add up with how long GoFX Invest has been online)

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No Pizza for Karen August 4, 2020 Pt 2

Congressman Pence has racist items for sale in a mall he owns, Congressman Moulton says some in the North East think the South is getting what it deserves in regards to Covid 19, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally will happen, Dominos tries a pizza promotion for Karen, Scam Busters (Covid 19 Scams), Pip Helix Curmudgeonly Philosophy (Don’t…

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That Sounded Cut and Pastey July 28, 2020 Pt 3

Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline try to have video chats and phone calls but fail)

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SWIPE REICH JULY 21, 2020 PT 2

Comics in the News (Nick Cannon fired), Turbulent Air (Senator wants to ban sale of middle seats during Covid 19), Sheriff won’t enforce state mask order, School of Fools (Marquette freshman allegedly almost had are acceptance into Marquette because she supports Trump), Lincoln statue set to be removed, Nazi News (Miss Hitler)

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HOUSE FIRE

As of June 8, the Governor of Ohio issued an order that everyone in seven high risk counties have to wear masks. The  Butler County Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come out publicly stating that he and his officers will not be enforcing the order, and states that he is not “the mask police”. There is…

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THE MOSQUITO SQUAD JULY 14, 2020 PT 1

Eating out in restaurants during Covid 19, Pip’s ancestry, and Chuck Woolery the Covid 19 expert

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BIDEN WOULD TELEGRAPH TWICE DAILY DAVIN’S DEN JULY 7, 2020 PT 2

Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your…

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Fraud in the Time of COVID

There’s a new bipartisan bill proposed which would increase the penalties for scammers who have specifically targeted Covid-19 related issues. It seems that the scammers were already right on it, looking for ways to rip people off during a pandemic, and the  House of Representatives have taken issue, to the tune of 15 to 35 years…

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COVID FOOD FEE

Kiko Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Lounge added a $2.19 “Covid 19 surcharge” to a customer’s bill  and the Sashimi hit the fan. A customer posted a picture of the receipt on social media and now people are harassing the restaurant and the staff. The owner of the Missouri restaurant said the surcharge is due to…

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HOLD OUR FARTS MAY 12, 2020 PT 2

Texas hair salon owner goes to jail for staying open, Should we shame people for not wearing masks, Iowa governor says no unemployment if you refuse to work during pandemic, and Georgia and Wisconsin giving drivers license without drivers test

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TRUMP’S DAILY FESTIVUS MAY 5, 2020 PT 1

Wearing masks, Michigan Protests, Conspiracy theories, President Bush’s video, and Blue State vs Red State

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EXCUSE ME, MR JESUS APRIL 28, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Harvard professor wants to ban home schooling), Turbulent Air (American Airlines packs a flight and most people don’t wear a mask), Study shows hoaxes are more likely to reach more people when discussed by celebrities, Great Debates of Absurdity (Inner light vs Disinfectant injection), and Bitches Be Crazy (Porn, Easter Eggs, and…

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NAZIS BAD, ALWAYS A WIN APRIL 28, 2020 PT 1

Davin announces Laugh At Home Comedy, should the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds fly, 90 Day Fiancee

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THE UNCLEANLY SKYS

American Airlines has touted how clean their flights are and how safety and cleanliness is their first concern.  For a flight from Miami to Mexico City that seems not to have been the case. Reports are the flight was packed and 80% of the people were not wearing masks. I have flown during the pandemic….

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GEORGIA SAYS ALABAMA HOLD MY TEETH APRIL 21, 2020 PT 2

Apple and Google want your phone to track Covid 19, Nurses suspended for refusing to work without N 95 masks, TV doctors give bad advice, President Trump considers a daily radio show, and should we dress better for Zoom business meetings

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THE CULT OF CELEBRITY IN THE DAYS OF PANDEMIC

Recently, some famous TV doctors have been offering their opinions on the Covid-19 pandemic. Since our country has been enthralled for years with the cult of celebrity, Americans tend more and more to put more weight on the advice given by television personalities, whether they have the background or education to offer those opinions.  Such…

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GOD SAID HOLD MY LOCUSTS APRIL 14, 2020 PT 2

Donald Trump doesn’t like mail in voting, The Federal company is going to give money to churches, Easter during the pandemic, WWE is an essential business, Scam Busters (A scam involving government stimulus checks) a Poll about going to sporting events with no vaccine for the Corona Virus

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IT’S NOT GOOD BUT IT’S SOMETHING APRIL 14, 2020 PT 1

You Stink (Pip’s boss), Davin has a Zoom seder, and Joe and Davin perform on a Facebook Live show to raise money for medical equipment.

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Government Will Help Churches Pay Pastor Salaries

In a development that could challenge the Constitution’s prohibition of any law “respecting an establishment of religion,” the federal government will soon provide money directly to U.S. churches to help them pay pastor salaries and utility bills. “The government cannot directly fund inherently religious activities,” argues Alison Gill, legal and policy vice president of American…

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EMPTY BED

It seems Covid 19 has dominated everything since it took over. Every aspect of life. It has certainly dominated our radio show. This Tuesday it will certainly be discussed again but this time with a twist. Prostitution! Now that I have your attention allow me to explain. Prostitution is illegal. You don’t file your taxes…

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DAVID COVERDALE AND PIP MARCH 31, 2020 PT 1

Hygiene while being in quarantine, shopping while dealing with the Corona Virus, questions raised by reality shows, and Pip’s boss.

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