Donald Trump
LET’S GO LAWSUIT
A mother is suing a Michigan school district because her middle school aged sons were forbidden from wearing sweatshirts that sat “Let’s Go Brandon.” Let’s Go Brandon is a euphemism for Fuck Joe Biden. The mother and her attorney allege this is a free speech issue. The school district maintains it is not a free…
Read MoreAPRIL FOOLS BIGGEST FOOLS COUNTDOWN NUMBER 5 APRIL 4, 2023 PT 1
You Stink (Davin has a problem with mailmen and book banners), Donald Trump’s indictment, and Fifth Biggest Fool Sports
Read MoreSTUPID BEGETS STUPID MARCH 21, 2023
Pip talks to a stranger, Davin defends Trump supporters, Joe is worried about Davin, and Davin is too stupid for high school
Read MoreNETTY’S HOUSE OF DISCIPLINE FEBRUARY 28, 2023 Pt 2
Fox News gets caught by Dominion admitting they were pushing lies about the election, Sarah Huckabee Sanders bans drag queens from public places, School of Fools (Law professor gets banned over quiz question), Restaurant bans children under 10
Read MoreTHE 40% DECEMBER 27, 2022 PT 2
Fox News admits they knew Donald Trump lost, A reporter is hired to do hit pieces on politicians, Should Supreme Court judges have a code of ethics, A teacher gets fired for making a porn
Read MoreTHE BIGOTS LOVE ME DECEMBER 13, 2022 PT 2
California wants to make egregious medical advice illegal, The Twitter Files, School of Fools (Who is responsible for what my student reads)
Read MoreTV KILLER NOVEMBER 29, 2022 PT 1
People are Stupid (Davin keeps break televisions and Donald Trump invites anti-semites to dinner) Comedians get offended by a joke of Davin’s on Facebook.
Read MoreSTRAIGHT OUT OF THE CHICKEN’S A$$ NOVEMBER 15, 2022 PT 2
The deep state is real, School of Fools (School board member attacks police) Presidents can defame citizens, Comics in the News (Kathy Griffin banned from twitter) Things Americans have in the house
Read MoreDAMAGED GOODS NOVEMBER 15, 2022
Davin has a high school reunion coming up, the Mid Term election fallout, Joe’s oil change
Read MoreINTERGALACTIC RON JEREMY MAY 31, 2022 PT 2
Uvalde, Massacre, The right blames a transexual, Politicians and entertainers back away from the NRA convention, NY Yankee Josh Donaldson gets called a racist, and NASA sends naked pictures to aliens
Read MoreSPOKESPERSON FOR THE UNSEXY OCTOBER 25, 2021 PT 2
Donald Trump launches new social media site, Nazi News (Herschel Walker runs from swastika) School of Fools (Halloween parade canceled), Most offensive Halloween costumes.
Read MoreRUSSIAN DONUT ATTACK MAY 11, 2021 PT 1
You Stink (Joe is angry at Dunkin’ Donuts), Davin returns to New York City, Davin makes an offer on a house and then pulls it, Right wing comedy, From the Desk of Donald Trump
Read MoreRIOT OR BRINGER SHOW APRIL 27, 2021 PT 2
School of Fools (Florida wants a state mandated moment of silence in school), Florida has a new anti-riot law, White people rules to mourn George Floyd, Donald Trump’s survey, Outstanding Display of Spite (Coffee cups on the lawn)
Read MoreTHE DOGGIE STYLE DAYS OF SUMMER FEBRUARY 23, 2021 PT 2
Is White Lives Matter Racist, A New York cop wears a Trump badge on her uniform, A waitress gets fired for not getting the vaccine, Many in the military don’t want the vaccine, and Comics in the News (governor Cuomo books pop up comedy shows with big names).
Read MoreGALLAGHER OF COMMISSIONERS JANUARY 26, 2021 PT 2
Q ANON and Proud Boys turn against Trump, Sportscaster fired for being a white man, Michigan commissioner shows rifle during a meeting, and Dead people can be turned into compost
Read MoreTHE BUSINESS OF SHOW JANUARY 12, 2021 PT 2
Politicians get in trouble for Capitol riot, People lose jobs over capitol riot, Trump gets removed from social media
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LET THERE BE LIGHT OR LET IT GO DARK
In lieu of the incident at the Capitol where people were murdered, the Capitol was invaded and looted, social media platforms have removed Donald Trump and many of his cohorts that incited the incident and have promoted conspiracy theories and hate speech. Social media was used as a way to get the word out and…
Read MoreI LIKE TO SLOBBER ON THE HOOF DECEMBER 29, 2020 PT 2
Judge says ex-cop out on bail for felony charges can have his gun for work, School of Fools (Critical Race Theory Class), Offensive words, and Pip and Joe try to guess Donald Trump’s twitter password
Read MoreROOT FOR THE COUNTRY DECEMBER 22, 2020
Joe and Pip do good deeds, Davin talks about the NY Jets, and we solve America’s problems.
Read MoreAMERICA’S FARTER DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1
Anthony Cumia gets Covid, Davin has a Zoom comedy show, and Davin’s snow blower breaks before a big snow storm
Read MoreGET A DILDO WHILE YOU’RE THERE NOVEMBER 10, 2020 Pt 2
Donald Trump’s twitter account after the presidency, Steve Bannon banned from Twitter, Police threaten Democrats, Outstanding Display of Spite (Trump fraud hotline), and Trump campaign press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping
Read MoreMEN SETTLE THINGS WITH PUSHUPS OCTOBER 20, 2020 PT 2
Twitter and Facebook limit the sharing of a NY Post story about Hunter Biden and Comics in the News (Trump retweets satire and believes it is real)
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HUNTER BIDEN
HUNTER BIDEN Hunter Biden introduced his father, then-Vice President Joe Biden, to a top executive at a Ukrainian energy firm less than a year before the elder Biden pressured government officials in Ukraine into firing a prosecutor who was investigating the company, according to emails obtained by The Post. The never-before-revealed meeting is mentioned…
Read MoreWAFFLE ANNIVERSARY OCTOBER 13, 2020 PT 1
Anniversaries, Pip has another body part removed, Making the debates better, Donald Trump refuses a virtual debate.
Read MoreBAKED GOODS FOR PEACE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 2
Louisville police major disparages the citizens of her city, School of Fools (Teacher gives assignment where Kyle Rittenhouse is called a hero), Trump supporters are accused of voter intimidation, Covid 19 Halloween, Outstanding Display of Spite (You Tupers poops on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway).
Read MoreDOPE A DOPE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 1
Davin’s softball season ends, Davin volunteers and donates to political campaigns, and the first debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden
Read MoreZOMBIE LIVES MATTER SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (A Colorado student gets suspended for his toy gun being seen in a virtual class), Bob Woodward and Donald Trump and the Nevada rallies, and women asked to cover up on a topless beach because of children
Read MoreSEX WORKER PARADE SEPTEMBER 8, 2020 PT 2
Washington DC reviewing monuments, schools, and streets and their ties to discrimination, Colorado HOA won’t allow social justice signs, man gets fired for wearing Trump hat to work, veteran quits Food Lion when someone complains about his American Flag mask, and Hair Salon owner told the word happy is discriminatory.
Read MoreONE NATION UNDER SATAN SEPTEMBER 1, 2020 PT 2
School of Fools (Texas governor wants teacher fired over satire, Trump flag causes fight, Teacher virtue signals from her cyber class room), Scam Busters (Contact tracing scam), Outstanding Display of Spite (Biden buys a Trump website)
Read MoreBUTTERFLIES STOP THE WALL AUGUST 25, 2020 PT 2
Scam Busters (We Build the Wall Scam), School of Fools (Covid 19 infected teachers can be in the classroom), Thom Brennaman says a homophobic slur, Amazon removes Joe and the Hoe shirts, and the Ice Cream Truck song is racist
Read MoreWE SH!T THE BED AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 2
America’s media compared to our ally’s media, Trump campaign alters images of Joe Biden, Trump campaign gets blocked by Twitter and Facebook over false Covid 19 claim, New York City has Covid 19 check points, Interview with Yo Semite Shmuel, and interview with Frank Vignola about Good Karma Comedy Festival
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REAL FAKE NEWS
Recently, the Trump campaign for re-election altered photos of Joe Biden for their ad. A photo of Biden sitting on a floor among other people was changed to remove the other people, and was captioned to appear as if he was hiding in his basement, alone. A second photo, in which he appears to be…
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ABOVE REPROACH
Social Studies teacher Justin Kucera is looking for a new job after he was fired possibly for his political tweets. Among his tweets were a retweet of the president’s message declaring that “SCHOOLS MUST OPEN IN THE FALL” and one that said: “I’m done being silent. @realDonaldTrump is our president… Don’t @ me.” He also…
Read MoreROCK, SCISSORS, CHAINSAW JULY 14, 2020 PT 2
Opening the schools, School of Fools (Florida State University tells workers they can’t take care of their kids while working at home), Nazi News (DeSean jackson posts a fake Hitler quote and a Louisiana politician compares the treatment of people who refuse to wear a mask to Nazi Germany), Fox News argues Tucker Carlson does…
Read MoreTHE MOSQUITO SQUAD JULY 14, 2020 PT 1
Eating out in restaurants during Covid 19, Pip’s ancestry, and Chuck Woolery the Covid 19 expert
Read MoreBIDEN WOULD TELEGRAPH TWICE DAILY DAVIN’S DEN JULY 7, 2020 PT 2
Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your…
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DONALD GETS DITCHED BY TWITCH
Twitch is an online streaming service popular with gamers. They became the first platform to actually give Donald Trump more than a slap on the wrist for violating their terms of service. They have suspended the Trump Campaign’s account for 30 days because they posted video of Trump calling Mexicans murderers and rapists and another…
Read MoreSPITE MASKS JUNE 23, 2020 PT 2
Donald Trump’s Tulsa rally, Outstanding Displays of Spite (teens use Tik Tok to prank Trump), AMC Theater’s mask policy, Taco Bell and a Black Lives Matters mask, and a California school votes to change the name of schools named after George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
Read MoreFORT CHARLIE SHEEN JUNE 16, 2020 PT 1
Renaming military bases, NASCAR bans the Confederate flag, Gone with the Wind on hiatus, Lady Antebellum changes their name, Cops and Live PD cancelled, Rescue Dogs, Looney Tunes without the guns
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TRUMP IS OFF BASE
To the winners go the spoils. Except for some reason when it comes to America’s Civil War. The North won The South lost. Yet a portion of this country still mythologizes about ol’ Dixie. The best parts of the South are still in tact. Southern hospitality, southern cooking, southern accents, etc. The worst part of…
Read MoreYOU’RE HOLDING THE BIBLE WRONG JUNE 2, 2020 PT 1
Comedy when the world is in turmoil, A policeman admits the Blue Shield is real, Racism comes to Davin’s Neighborhood, America burns
Read MoreTRUMP’S DAILY FESTIVUS MAY 5, 2020 PT 1
Wearing masks, Michigan Protests, Conspiracy theories, President Bush’s video, and Blue State vs Red State
Read MoreGEORGIA SAYS ALABAMA HOLD MY TEETH APRIL 21, 2020 PT 2
Apple and Google want your phone to track Covid 19, Nurses suspended for refusing to work without N 95 masks, TV doctors give bad advice, President Trump considers a daily radio show, and should we dress better for Zoom business meetings
Read MoreGOD SAID HOLD MY LOCUSTS APRIL 14, 2020 PT 2
Donald Trump doesn’t like mail in voting, The Federal company is going to give money to churches, Easter during the pandemic, WWE is an essential business, Scam Busters (A scam involving government stimulus checks) a Poll about going to sporting events with no vaccine for the Corona Virus
Read MorePISS ON A NAZI MARCH 24, 2020 PT 2
Nazis want to weaponize coronavirus, Donald Trump’s spiritual advisor wants money for your soul, Florida church refuses to close in face of coronavirus, Priest offers drive thru confessional, Drive thru stripper, Betting on the weather
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THE PROSPERITY GOSPEL
For those of you who have not heard of this ludicrous and malignant twist on Christianity, the Prosperity Gospel is the teaching that if you give “seed” money to the people preaching this nonsense, that your money will grow and come back to you in larger amounts. I know. You are reading this with your…
Read MoreWE’RE IN TAFT TERRITORY MARCH 3, 2020 PT 1
Masks and the Coronavirus, Virginity Rocks, a man in his thirties never had a girlfriend, a Hassidic jew should run for president, and we need an attractive president.
Read MoreIDIOCY IS VALUED FEBRUARY 11, 2020 PT 1
We’re stupid, Davin’s neighbor, What Pip’s next job should be, Michael Bloomberg, and someone vandalizes Joe’s car.
Read MoreTAPE OUTLINE OF PIP FEBRUARY 4, 2020 PT 1
Pip and the Chicken salad, Pip runs Davin’s comedy show, Pip’s day program, and Donald trump leads an imaginary band during the national anthem.
Read MoreSOLO DAVIN JANUARY 28, 2020 PT 2
Should stars be removed from the Hollywood walk of fame, a waitress gets fired for kicking out bigoted customers, a man is told he can’t have his anti-Trump license plate after he was originally given permission to have it, Las Vegas gets a new slogan, and a dental assistant loses her job for liking Trump.
Read MoreTASTE THE RAINBOW JANUARY 21, 2020 PT 2
Deaf man sues Porn hub, School of Fools (girls gets kicked out of Christian school over rainbows), Souvenir impeachment pens, and the Olympics ban protests
Read MoreTRUMPY THE BEAR DECEMBER 10, 2019 PT 3
Peleton commercial, Comics in the news (Terry Fator stops using his Donald Trump puppet), Woman gets sued for bad Yelp review
Read MoreJOE EXPLAINS LESBIANS TO NANA NOVEMBER 5, 2019 PT 2
We discuss if social media should ban political ads and lesbian scenes get edited out of Booksmart on a Delta flight.
Read MoreBED, BATH, AND RACIST OCTOBER 29, 2019 PT 2
School of Fools (Donald Trump speaks at a black college but doesn’t invite black students), Halloween outrage over a child’s bridal costume, age and time kids trick or treat, and racist pumpkins.
Read MoreTHE RESIDUE OF FAILURE OCTOBER 22, 2019 PT 1
What are the circumstances where a guy can get a hug, would you pay for Donald Trump to resign, Hell Gig (Davin performs for senior citizens)
Read MoreTHROW MOMMA FROM THE COMEDY SHOW SEPTEMBER 24, 2019 PT 1
Donald Trump may get impeached, Pip sees Joan Jett, Climate Change, Davin’s weekend including comedy shows and a Bat Mitzvah.
Read MoreI HEARD MOTHER GOOSE GETTING POUNDED SEPTEMBER 10, 2019 PT 3
We discuss how various politicians are screwing us including Donald Trump, Andrew Cuomo, San Francisco, NRA, Monroe, NY.
Read MoreJOE SHOULDN’T HAVE LESS FREE TIME THAN THE PRESIDENT SEPTEMBER 3, 2019 PT 2
School of Fools (A Harvard student is deported over his friends social media posts, a teacher uses a marker to color in a student’s fade) Nazi News (The US Army quotes Auschwitz & Trump congratulates Poland for being invaded), You can’t say vagina on Facebook and twitter, and Hurricane Dorian cake offends people
Read MoreTHE HOLOCAUST NEEDS A SOUNDTRACK AUGUST 6, 2019 PT 2
Military families are going hungry, Cruelty to homeless people, Google tried to help the housing shortage, the Trump administration wants to remove 3 million people from food stamps, Andrew Yang wants to give every American $1000
Read MoreFACTS DON’T MATTER HERE JULY 30, 2019 PT 2
Outstanding Displays of Spite (Donald trump gets trolled), School of Fools (Parents are threatened with foster cards for their kids if lunch is not paid for, Principal placates Holocaust deniers, teacher writes WTF on a paper, Urine filled crepes), Should we move when we celebrate Halloween
Read MoreKENNEDY’S DEAD, HER SEAT IS WET JULY 23, 2019 PT 2
A Mississippi politician does not want to be left alone with women, Donald Trump has a social media summit, Kathy Zhu loses her beauty crown title over tweets, Face App, and you are being monitored while you watch porn
Read MoreI’LL RAISE MY PAW AND SWEAR JUNE 4, 2019 PT 2
Strict enforcement against helping migrants, NYC may ban fur sales, Nazi News (Florida police department names their dog after a Nazi leader), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Great Britain projects anti-Trump images on historical buildings).
Read MoreI Tunes or Cassette May 2, 2017 Pt 2
You Stink (Donald Trump compares his ratings to 9/11), Donald Trump’s first 100 days, Comedian Sharon Lacey talks about dementia, Drunks in the news (Beer on Mars), Scamming Scammers (Jane wants an I Tunes card but Fake Davin wants to give her something else)
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