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ELM – HO APRIL 13, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (High School announcer blames his racism on diabetes, Texas school makes students watch killing of George Floyd),  Comics in the News (DJ fired for comparing women to toast), Drunks in the News (Sam Adams giving beer for vaccines), Home inspector has sex with Elmo doll.

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FROM ELMO’S PERSEPCTIVE

A man in Michigan’s metropolitan Detroit area was charged in a district court Wednesday on two misdemeanor counts after he was unknowingly caught on camera allegedly pleasuring himself with an Elmo doll during a home inspection. This was certainly a violation of trust and completely inappropriate but the most shocking thing to me is nobody…

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