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THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT OBESITY – HUNGER FEBRUARY 20, 2024 PT 3

Nebraska governor doesn’t want to feed poor children, Would You Eat That (ice cream out of a toilet), Mother guilty of manslaughter after her son kills in school shooting, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin is upset Elon was giving away blue check marks)

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SEVEN AM ON SUNDAY ELON FEBRUARY 6, 2024 PT 3

School of Fools (Wisconsin chancellor gets fired for making porn), Drunks in the News (Bud Light hires Shane Gillis), Black bride gets charged more for wedding dress than white bride, Scamming Scammers (Elon grovels with Fake Davin to invest)

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SANDWICHGATE JANUARY 30, 2024

School of Fools (Football coach fired after baptizing players), Man fired after lying about lunch, Dunkin Donuts gets sued by lactose intolerant people, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin wears down Elon Musk)

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Bro! Hot Chick! January 16, 2024

School of Fools (Gay teacher gets fired from Catholic school for kissing his boyfriend), The astrological sign that gets scammed the most, Comics in the News (Artificial Intelligence George Carlin special), Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin pisses off Fake Elon)

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CHARISMA HAS CHARISMA JANUARY 9, 2024 PT 3

New laws for 2024, Man gets kicked out of Philadelphia Eagles game for Israeli flag, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin wants Elon Musk to give him a blue check mark), Lake Superior State banned words

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ONE STEAK SOLUTION JANUARY 2, 2024 PT 3

School of Fools (BDSM 101), Foods canceled in 2023, Palestinian restaurant menu controversy, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin is rude to Elon Musk)

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PHONE CALL FROM ELON MUSK DECEMBER 19, 2023 PT 3

Hobby Lobby doesn’t sell Hanukkah decorations, School of Fools (Professor puts students in corner based on being Jewish), Carnival gives lifetime ban to lady for CBD gummies, Scamming Scammers (Elon Musk leaves a voice message for Fake Davin)

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THE YEAST OF OUR WORRIES NOVEMBER 28, 2023 PT 3

Elon Musk loses more advertisers due to antisemitism, Would You Eat That (Vaginal Yeast Beer), Editor fired over sharing the Onion article, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin is too busy for Elon)

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ELON’S STINKY MUSK

Elon Musk is going to be remembered as another smart guy with some stinky ideas. I know that some people look up to him as this amazing entrepreneur, and certainly, he must be doing some things right to have amassed the wealth he has. However, at least one of his kooky ideas has veered from…

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TUB OF GOO CRIMINAL NOVEMBER 21, 2023 PT 3

School of Fools (Yale censors pro Israel student), Did Israel censor John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight, Murderer is too fat for jail, Scamming Scammers (Elon is now interested in AI)

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LEADER OF HIS STAFF NOVEMBER 7, 2023 PT 3

Women going into men’s room at the theater, School of fools (student called to be expelled after saying Israel supporters will go to hell), Man may get fired after video of him masturbating gets sent to co-workers, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin is concerned about Elon’s erratic behavior)

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SARAH SILVERMAN BLAMES THE DEVIL’S LETTUCE OCTOBER 24, 2023 PT 3

Comics in the News (Sarah Silverman blames weed for her social media post supporting Israel), Outstanding Display of Spite (Woman spoils shows for over a decade), School of Fools (Law student gives hateful speech at graduation), Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin is willing to blame his uncle’s missing money on the nurse)

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NOT GETTING THE PURITAN VOTE ANYWAY OCTOBER 17, 2023 PT 3

Porn star Democrat, Drunks in the News (Karen on the subway), School of Fools (Should Hamas supporters be revealed), Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin’s uncle will be homeless if investment doesn’t come through)

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LABIA RIPPER OCTOBER 3, 2023 PT 2

School of Fools (Student identifies as a cat), Man dies because Google Maps didn’t update, Woman sues Disney over wedgie, Scamming Scammers (Elon Musk calls Fake Davin)

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COMPASSION OF AN ANVIL SEPTEMBER 26, 2023 PT 2

Comics in the News (Hasan Minhaj lies), School of Fools (Suggested food for school parties), Celebrity, Preacher, or Politician, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin’s girlfriend breaks up with him and Elon Musk shows no compassion)

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OUT OF SERVICE DOG SEPTEMBER 12, 2023 PT 2

Politician follows porn stars on social media, School of Fools (Baseball player gets booted from team over hair length), Turbulent Air (Service Dog ruins flight), Scamming Scammers (Elon Musk had a one night stand with Fake Davin’s girlfriend)

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FULL ENVELOPE SEPTEMBER 5, 2023 PT 2

School of Fools (Diplomas denied because audience cheers), Hot Bedding, Would you uninvite people to a wedding if they weren’t giving a gift, Scamming Scammers (Elon will take Fake Davin’s girlfriend’s money even though Fake Davin has no money left)

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SPRAY IT LIKE AN END TABLE AUGUST 22, 2023 PT 2

Tommy Tuberville blocks military promotions over abortion, No more blocking on Twitter, Museum of Failure, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin can’t find his financial advisor)

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ROLLING LIKE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AUGUST 8, 2023 PT 2

Drunks in the News (Fourteen year olds serving liquor), Sleep Divorce, School Fools (Florida has a problem with AP psychology), Scamming Scammers (Elon breaks down Fake Davin’s ROI)

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ECCENTRIC OR STUPID AUGUST 1, 2023 PT 2

Scam Busters (Forced to scam in Asia), Twitter changes to X, Scamming Scammers (Elon Musk wants Fake Davin’s information so he can invest), School of Fools (Drama teacher forces students to kiss and grope)

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MORE MASKS, LESS SALIVA JULY 25, 2023 PT 2

In N Out Burgers bans masks, School of Fools (a professor gets fired over social justice essays), Drunks in the News (Ron DeSantis wants to sue Bud Light), Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin thinks the new Tesla should be like Kitt from Knight Rider)

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COW FLAVORED JULY 18, 2023 PT 2

You Stink (Joe’s HOA and Walmart), Davin has a concert ticket dilemma, School of Fools (should chocolate milk be served in school), Scamming Scammers (We meet Elon Musk)

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LETHARGIC BRANDON MAY 2, 2023 PT 2

School of Fools (Let’s go Brandon Sweatshirt banned), Should parking tickets be tied to income, MTA stops updating with Twitter, Scam Busters (Scam on your smart tv), People Are Stupid (Dirty name roll call)

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THIS ISN’T JUDGE JUDY DECEMBER 20, 2022 PT 2

A web designer doesn’t want to make a website for a gay wedding, A restaurant doesn’t want to serve a Christian group based on their politics, Elon Musk kicks reporters off Twitter, Ron DeSantis wants to investigate covid vaccines, and Great Debates of Absurdity (Meeting with Nazis vs selling NFTS)

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THE BIGOTS LOVE ME DECEMBER 13, 2022 PT 2

California wants to make egregious medical advice illegal, The Twitter Files, School of Fools (Who is responsible for what my student reads)

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STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CHICKEN’S A$$ NOVEMBER 15, 2022 PT 2

The deep state is real, School of Fools (School board member attacks police) Presidents can defame citizens, Comics in the News (Kathy Griffin banned from twitter) Things Americans have in the house

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