Florida

OUTSTANDING BULLY AUGUST 9, 2022 PT 2

Governor Desantis fires attorney, School of Fools (Slave auction at North Carolina school), White Privilege card, Monica Lewinsky wants Beyonce to change a lyric, Runner runs with his penis out.

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TWO SNAPS AND HAY AUGUST 2, 2022 Pt 2

Sesame Place has a racist muppet, School of Fools (Florida school tries to censor yearbook), Donald Trump hosts Saudi golf event, Republicans deny veterans health care, Outstanding Display of Spite (A wall of hay)

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THIS IS WRONG AND 10 PERCENT OFF JUNE 21, 2022 PT 2

School of Fools (Ohio wants to inspect young girls privates), Texas gets sued for their transgender bill against parents, Outstanding Display of Spite (DeSantis punishes the Tampa Bay Rays because of their views on gun violence), Watermelon salad for Juneteenth, and Fart Stories (taxing cattle burps)

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FINGER LICKIN’ GROSS APRIL 12, 2022 PT 2

Outstanding Display of Spite (Republicans versus Disney), School of Fools (Fired for I Need a New Butt), Turbulent Air (Man masturbates four times in an hour)

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WE HAVE NO SMALL GOVERNMENT PARTY MARCH 8, 2022 PT 2

Texas wants to investigate parents of transgender children, School of Fools (Florida doesn’t want to discuss gay in school and a teacher gets fired for supporting Putin), Scam Busters (scams about the Ukraine and Russia war), and Russian soldiers look for love in Ukraine

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOAT SEPTEMBER 28, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Florida lets parents decide if their children should quarantine after covid exposure), California says parents don’t have to know if their child has an abortion or gender affirming treatments, home owners leave cameras on when people look to buy their house, Turbulent Air (Alaska Airlines limits support animals), and Scientist gets fish…

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SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL JUNE 29, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Brandeis has word suggestions not to use and Florida has a new law requiring surveys of university faculty and students), and Mississippi charges extra for a license plate without In God We Trust

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Florida Gov Signs Law Requiring Students, Faculty To Have Beliefs Surveyed

Florida’s governor has signed legislation that will require public colleges and universities to annually survey their students and staff about their beliefs and viewpoints in order to support “intellectual diversity,” while hinting that the schools could face financial penalties depending on the survey results. The goal of House Bill 233, which was signed by Gov….

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HERE’S THE DEAL WITH STUPIDITY JUNE 8, 2021 PT 2

Law banning cruise ships from making people prove they are vaccinated, Pentagon won’t let Pride flag fly, School of Fools (Derek Chauvin trial support group for white students), DJs get banned for Japanese accent, Nazi News (Nashville hat store sells anti-vaccine stars of David)

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THE BOUQUET OF HYSTERIA MAY 11, 2021 PT 2

NYPD sues a protestor, Florida wants to make it illegal for social media to ban politicians, School of Fools (School will fire teachers who get Covid vaccine), Drunks in the News (Bar sells fake vaccine cards), Man swings his colostomy bag at police.

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FLORIDA WANTS TO BE BIGGER BROTHER

Florida is set to sign into law a law that would make it illegal for social media companies to ban politicians from their platform. A social media company could suspend a politician up to 14 days and then would have to reinstate the politician. If they did not reinstate the politician Florida would be able…

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RIOT OR BRINGER SHOW APRIL 27, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Florida wants a state mandated moment of silence in school), Florida has a new anti-riot law, White people rules to mourn George Floyd, Donald Trump’s survey, Outstanding Display of Spite (Coffee cups on the lawn)

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Signs Controversial ‘Public Disorder’ Bill Into Law

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a controversial bill into law on Monday that critics say constitutes a direct attack on the First Amendment in the guise of combating “public disorder.” Just before he signed the bill, DeSantis sought to justify his decision by painting an apocalyptic picture of burning cities and people in peril…

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JESUS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A FOO FIGHTER APRIL 6, 2021 PT 1

Matt Gaetz, Arkansas’ anti-transgender law, Davin gets his first shot of the Covid vaccine, Davin’s daughter’s school goes back to full time classes, and house hunting.

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THE REICH CHOICE DECEMBER 22, 2020 PT 2

Santa refuses to give a boy guns, Police may be required to meet higher standards, Nazi News (Adolf Hitler wins an election), Drunks in the News (Russia’s covid vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (A Florida girlfriend punishes her ex’s new girlfriend).

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SECRET LIST

A Florida’s sheriff’s office has a secret list of over 400 children that they feel might fall into a life of crime. It is so secret the children and the parents do not even know which children are on the list. A child can be placed on the list for missing school 3 times, getting…

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VOTER SUPPRESSION AND INTIMIDATION

It boggles the mind that in a democracy such as that of the United States, that we are dealing with perhaps the worst instances of voter suppression and intimidation we have seen in many years.  Old tricks such as gerrymandering and stealing signs from lawns are sickening enough, but now we are dealing with threats of…

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GOD SAID HOLD MY LOCUSTS APRIL 14, 2020 PT 2

Donald Trump doesn’t like mail in voting, The Federal company is going to give money to churches, Easter during the pandemic, WWE is an essential business, Scam Busters (A scam involving government stimulus checks) a Poll about going to sporting events with no vaccine for the Corona Virus

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I’LL RAISE MY PAW AND SWEAR JUNE 4, 2019 PT 2

Strict enforcement against helping migrants, NYC may ban fur sales, Nazi News (Florida police department names their dog after a Nazi leader), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Great Britain projects anti-Trump images on historical buildings).

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