Flying

THE TRAIL OF HAPPY MEALS JULY 19, 2022 PT 2

School of Fools (Texas prefers involuntary relocation to slavery), Comics in the News (A comic complains management turned him down because he is white),

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DRIVE TO THE KEYS AND SWIM FOR IT JUNE 28, 2022 PT 2

Supreme Court makes it easier to carry guns in New York, the Texas Republican party platform, Turbulent Air (Airlines are stranding people), Comics in the News (John Mulaney does not allow technology at his show), and Putin doesn’t want you looking at his poo

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MOUTH BREATHER MAY 17, 2022 PT 2

Texas has a new law that let’s you sue social media companies, A weatherman makes a racist tweet about an NBA player, A conflict of interest with Biden’s new press secretary, Turbulent Air (Couple kicked off flight claim it was because they support Trump), Comics in the News (Chapelle attacked by fan)

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FLYING THE FRIENDLY SKIES

Just a minute now, bucko. Believe it or not, I kind of understand your intense libido.  You need to clear the pipes now and then. It helps you relax, helps you sleep. That’s understandable, and really, just a natural part of life.  Didn’t expect to hear that, did you? Now here’s the tricky part.  You cannot, and I…

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THE LEARNING SHIRT MARCH 15, 2022 PT 2

Politician wear confederate shirt while helping minority youth, Rape victim DNA used to charge her in a crime, School of Fools (Teacher has sex tape released to students), Turbulent Air (Man watches porn on a plane), Outstanding Display of Spite, (Mannequin used to watch neighbors)

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WHITE SAID FRED FEBRUARY 22, 2022 PT 2

Turbulent Air (Mask message gets man kicked off plane), Are women responsible for misogynistic music, School of Fools (Principal gets in trouble for love of Iron Maiden), Nazi News (Right Said Fred promotes white supremacists), Scam Busters (New romance scam numbers)

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CRIME AND FENTANYL DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 2

New York City opens overdose protection centers, School of Fools (An educator says teachers must have Holocaust denial books in class), Nazi News (Lara Logan fights with the Auschwitz Museum), Mass firing over Zoom, Turbulent Air (woman breast feeds her cat)

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THE AUTOPSY WAS GOOD BUT THE BUFFET COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER NOVEMBER 30, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Only the black students get suspended), Nazi News (Smash Mouth singer gives Nazi salute during concert), Turbulent Air (woman let’s hair flow over her seat), Man gets autopsied in Radison ball room, Scam Busters (SEC fines people connected with Bit Connect scam)

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COULD YOU GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF MY TRAY ?

 A plane passenger has sparked outrage online after a photo emerged of her long hair draped over the back of her seat. The picture, showing the hair draped down onto another passenger’s tray table, was posted on Twitter. Twitter user Anthony captioned the picture on October 20 with the caption “Would this piss you off”….

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WASTE OF VALUABLE ORGANS NOVEMBER 16, 2021 PT 2

California says all students will get vaccinated, Southwest pilot says Let’s Go Brandon, Ted Cruz attacks Big Bird, Congressman Paul Gosar makes anime attacking AOC and Joe Biden, Q Anon waits for JFK and JFK Jr.

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SPITTLE DEEP SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 PT 2

California passes stealthing law, Woman gives up adopted baby to biological parents, Drunks in the News (Covid leads to drinking), Turbulent Air (United Airlines pushes back on religious exemption for vaccine), Outstanding Display of Spite (Man urinates on Dairy Queen).

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DOOR MOSEY SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1

The solution to over-crowded hospitals, You Stink (Davin tries to get paid), Joe in Las Vegas, the last Jew in Afghanistan.

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Activist Says Southwest Told Her To Cover Biden Sign Because ‘Many’ Were Offended

On Friday, Jenny Grondahl flew from Phoenix to San Diego, carrying a souvenir: a cardboard. It read “Arizonenses Con Biden” with a cactus and was made by an artist named Javier Torres. When she got to the gate, Grondahl said, a Southwest Airlines employee told her, “Many customers are offended by your sign.” The agent…

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GAY AGENDA JULY 13, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (Student does not get diploma because he wore a Mexican flag), Turbulent Air (Students won’t wear mask on flight), and Gay chorus outrages the right

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FACEBOOK JOKE STANDARDS JUNE 1, 2021 PT 2

Facebook reverses decision about discussing Covid 19 origin story, Asian Americans get upset about a cartoon depicting Andrew Yang, School of Fools (Texas doesn’t want teachers discussing racism and sexism), Nazi News (a yearbook gets recalled because a student lists Hitler’s biography as his favorite book), and Bitches Be Crazy (Flight attendant gets punched)

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HEIL FLIPPER JANUARY 19, 2021 PT 2

Turbulent Air (Delta bans guns on flights to Washington DC), Curt Schilling says AIG canceled his insurance because of social media, School of Fools (Parents can sue school where son got bullied), Accused murder wants out of jail because of high blood pressure, Nazi News (Nazi circus animals).

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QUILTING AND INCEST OCTOBER 6, 2020 PT 2

Amish boys commit incest, School of Fools (Trump flags in virtual class), Turbulent Air (Flight to nowhere), Nazi News (the town of Swastika), and Drunks in the News (Taco Bell has a wine).

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JESUS DIDN’T SEND LEPERS TO FLY SOUTHWEST AUGUST 18, 2020 PT 2

Turbulent Air (Southwest won’t let an Autistic boy fly), Los Angelos will cut your utilities if you party, Comics in the News (Cities ban outside comedy), The Navy SEALS stop supporting the Navy SEALS museum, Hasbro makes a naughty Troll Doll

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NO MASK, NO FLIGHT

Alyssa Sadler says Southwest Airlines refused to let her three year old, autistic son fly without a mask. Her son has sensory issues that prevent him from wearing a mask. Southwest has a well-known policy that allows no medical exceptions in regards to wearing a mask on their flights. The question is should Southwest have…

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SWIPE REICH JULY 21, 2020 PT 2

Comics in the News (Nick Cannon fired), Turbulent Air (Senator wants to ban sale of middle seats during Covid 19), Sheriff won’t enforce state mask order, School of Fools (Marquette freshman allegedly almost had are acceptance into Marquette because she supports Trump), Lincoln statue set to be removed, Nazi News (Miss Hitler)

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COMEDY IS UNSANITARY JUNE 2, 2020 PT 2

Wrestling coach tweets a knee to the neck can’t kill, A Kentucky man gets fired for hanging the governor in effigy, A man loses his lease and job because he asks black tenants if they belong in the gym, American Airlines won’t let a flight attendant wear a face shield, and concerts and comedy during…

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EXCUSE ME, MR JESUS APRIL 28, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Harvard professor wants to ban home schooling), Turbulent Air (American Airlines packs a flight and most people don’t wear a mask), Study shows hoaxes are more likely to reach more people when discussed by celebrities, Great Debates of Absurdity (Inner light vs Disinfectant injection), and Bitches Be Crazy (Porn, Easter Eggs, and…

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THE UNCLEANLY SKYS

American Airlines has touted how clean their flights are and how safety and cleanliness is their first concern.  For a flight from Miami to Mexico City that seems not to have been the case. Reports are the flight was packed and 80% of the people were not wearing masks. I have flown during the pandemic….

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DEBLASIO HAS OTHER DEMOCRATS TO SCREAM OVER JULY 2, 2019 PT 2

The Supreme Court allows Gerrymandering, School of Fools (A teacher gets fired for trying to report illegal immigrant students to President Trump, A 13 year old boy and his mother are attacked by three 13 year old boys because they were of Mexican heritage), Pip Helix Curmudgeonly Philosophy (get out of the way when people…

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