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SPREAD EAGLE FRIDGE MARCH 22, 2022 PT 1

Pip can’t remember, Moving, Covid 19, You Stink (PSE&G truck blocks traffic), Electric Dryer

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WHITE SAID FRED FEBRUARY 22, 2022 PT 2

Turbulent Air (Mask message gets man kicked off plane), Are women responsible for misogynistic music, School of Fools (Principal gets in trouble for love of Iron Maiden), Nazi News (Right Said Fred promotes white supremacists), Scam Busters (New romance scam numbers)

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JOE SOCIAL MEDIA WARRIOR FEBRUARY 22, 2022 PT 1

Joe has a You Stink (Problems recycling and on social media), A mask protest at Davin’s daughter’s school, Davin has to be arm candy in Arizona, Davin’s show at a firehouse, and Pip loses her temper while driving.

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MASKERADE

A Texas restaurant owner kicked out a family because they were wearing masks. They were wearing masks because their son is immunocompromised. The owner said he was unaware of that but even if he was aware of that he would have still removed them. The owner claims that mask wearing is political. Oy vey there…

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PIP SQUIRTS DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1

New York has a new mask mandate, Pip has a cream malfunction, Davin’s house nightmare, and Joe sees Genesis

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YOUR INTERNET IDENTIFIES AS DIAL UP OCTOBER 12, 2021 PT 1

Dave Chapelle and the jokes abut trans people, Jon Gruden and his emails, Kyrie Irving and the vaccine, Davin goes to a wedding, Davin gets mad at Broadway, and Davin’s audience member doesn’t find a joke funny

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DEER ON THE DOWN LOW MAY 25, 2021 PT 2

Nazi News(Marjorie Taylor Green compares mask rules to nazis, a transgender neo-Nazi avoids jail time), A judge says a booty call provides fourth amendment protections, School of Fools (Remote learners banned from prom and students create slave auction using African American students), Drunks in the news (Beer makes friends)

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SHELTER BREASTS MAY 25, 2021 PT 1

Davin goes out without a mask for the first time in over a year and Davin’s potential house gets a septic inspection.

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THE PELOTON MENACE APRIL 20, 2021 PT 1

The Derek Chauvin trial verdict, Children getting sucked into Peloton, Hassidic woman wears her mask wrong, The failure of Bar Rescue, Joe gets mad at the dollar store cashier, and Pip is mad at her mechanic

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LICK IT OR TICKET DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 2

Minnesota town allows white supremacists to take over a church, Indonesians dig graves if they don’t wear masks, a terrorist gets released from jail because he is too fat, an Alabama sheriff’s department has a Christmas tree with mugshots, and Drunks in the News (Boozy Advent Calendar)

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TRUMPER TANTRUM NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 2

Trump fires more people, Congress woman Marjorie Taylor Green hates masks, Newscaster wishes Mitch McConnell died, not Alex Trebek, San Francisco State University wants to interview a terrorist, Noveto wants to beam music into your head, Ticketmaster wants you to take a Covid test before events

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FREEDUMBS

There is a large segment of the population worldwide, but sadly mostly in the U.S., that doesn’t understand what freedom means.  Or they interpret it in a way that sounds to me like a toddler having a tantrum. “I don’t WANNA!” they scream, while wriggling on the floor around the wheels of a shopping cart. Now…

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MISSISOUPY NOVEMBER 10, 2020 PT 3

KKK costume wins a contest, School of Fools (Jesus Mask can’t be worn), and Man sues for wrongful birth

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JESUS LOVES ME

A third-grade pupil in Mississippi was robbed of her First Amendment rights when her school forced her to take off a mask that said “Jesus Loves Me,” a new lawsuit claims. Lydia Booth, 9, was ordered by her principal to remove the mask Oct. 13 at Simpson Central Elementary School in Pinola — claiming that…

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SEX ASSAULT FLOWER DAVIN’S DEN NOVEMBER 3, 2020 PT 2

Man sues because he can’t vote without a mask, the Girl Scouts piss off everybody, Hockey player gets cut for bulling in the eighth grade, Kim Kardashian gets a hologram, and Swedish Amazon website has many errors.

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NANA MONDAY OCTOBER 13, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Unmasked panic attack leads to arrest and A professor gets fired for saying the N word), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Proud Boys have their hashtag hijacked), and Scam Busters (A voo doo man)

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SEX WORKER PARADE SEPTEMBER 8, 2020 PT 2

Washington DC reviewing monuments, schools, and streets and their ties to discrimination, Colorado HOA won’t allow social justice signs, man gets fired for wearing Trump hat to work, veteran quits Food Lion when someone complains about his American Flag mask, and Hair Salon owner told the word happy is discriminatory.

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NO MASK, NO FLIGHT

Alyssa Sadler says Southwest Airlines refused to let her three year old, autistic son fly without a mask. Her son has sensory issues that prevent him from wearing a mask. Southwest has a well-known policy that allows no medical exceptions in regards to wearing a mask on their flights. The question is should Southwest have…

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HOUSE FIRE

As of June 8, the Governor of Ohio issued an order that everyone in seven high risk counties have to wear masks. The  Butler County Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come out publicly stating that he and his officers will not be enforcing the order, and states that he is not “the mask police”. There is…

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ROCK, SCISSORS, CHAINSAW JULY 14, 2020 PT 2

Opening the schools, School of Fools (Florida State University tells workers they can’t take care of their kids while working at home), Nazi News (DeSean jackson posts a fake Hitler quote and a Louisiana politician compares the treatment of people who refuse to wear a mask to Nazi Germany), Fox News argues Tucker Carlson does…

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INCONVENIENCE VERSUS YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO THE BAR

As Americans, we enjoy a lot of freedom that many on the planet don’t have. We are used to taking a lot of things for granted, and only really notice some of these freedoms when they are restricted.  Then, unless they make sense to us, we fight like hell to keep every inch, every explicit…

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TRUMP’S DAILY FESTIVUS MAY 5, 2020 PT 1

Wearing masks, Michigan Protests, Conspiracy theories, President Bush’s video, and Blue State vs Red State

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