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THE BALLOON OF TERROR FEBRUARY 7, 2023

Phones in school, Emergency broadcasting system, Chinese Balloon, Suicide is Illegal, Water and voting, Hydrox vs Oreo

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A SLAP AND A FINGER WAGGING NOVEMBER 22, 2022 PT 2

School of Fools (Florida wants to eliminate discussion of race in school), The federal government eliminates New Jersey’s funny road signs, Comics in the News (Dave Chappelle’s Saturday Night Live monologue), Outstanding Display of spite (Israeli pop star wears Kanye pants), Drunks in the News (Qatar says no beer two rays before the World Cup)

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What Could She Have Been Thinking?

Recently, a New Jersey teacher allegedly removed a 2nd grade student’s hijab by force in the classroom.  She is reported to have said something about how the girl’s hair was fine and that she didn’t need to cover it with the hijab, and then she pulled it off of the girl’s head, even while the child was…

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SIDESPLITTING PRODUCTIONS IN THE CITIZEN AND BUGLE

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POLICING BLACK HAIR FEBRUARY 4, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Student is not allowed to walk during graduation because of his dreadlocks and college professor fired over satirical social media post), Policeman fired over encouraging pipe bombs targeting Clinton and Obama, Drunks in the news (New jersey mayor passes out at employees house)

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F*GHORN LEGHORN JUNE 25, 2019 PT 2

School of Fools (New Jersey school will teach about LGBTQ history, two football players suspended for burning a gay pride flag, Harvard rescinds Kyle Kashuv’s admission after racist statements come to light), Drunks in the News (Sober Curious),  Outstanding Displays of Spite (Fat man buys all the chicken).

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