New York

BREAST MILK IS GATEWAY DAIRY SEPTEMBER 6, 2022 PT 2

A Florida judge says a girl is too immature to have an abortion, School of Fools (School gets sued for cotton picking), Nazi News (Former police officer gets 1.5 million after posting Nazi insignia), In New York you need to be 21 to purchase whipped cream, Drunks in the News (Beer flavored ice cream)

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LET’S GO TO THE MOVIES AND HAVE OURSELF A BREW!

The New York State Liquor Authority (SLA) just unanimously approved a measure allowing movie theaters to serve wine and beer at their concession stands and movie goers to carry the drinks inside the screening rooms. Until now, cinemas were only allowed to serve drinks if they had a restaurant license alongside a full kitchen and waiters to…

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CRIME AND FENTANYL DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 2

New York City opens overdose protection centers, School of Fools (An educator says teachers must have Holocaust denial books in class), Nazi News (Lara Logan fights with the Auschwitz Museum), Mass firing over Zoom, Turbulent Air (woman breast feeds her cat)

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PIP SQUIRTS DECEMBER 14, 2021 PT 1

New York has a new mask mandate, Pip has a cream malfunction, Davin’s house nightmare, and Joe sees Genesis

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DAVIN THE BROCCOLI SEAL JULY 6, 2021 PT 1

Davin almost gets in a fight at a Yankee game, Pip sees Enuff Z Nuff, and Joe learns about his family

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FACEBOOK JOKE STANDARDS JUNE 1, 2021 PT 2

Facebook reverses decision about discussing Covid 19 origin story, Asian Americans get upset about a cartoon depicting Andrew Yang, School of Fools (Texas doesn’t want teachers discussing racism and sexism), Nazi News (a yearbook gets recalled because a student lists Hitler’s biography as his favorite book), and Bitches Be Crazy (Flight attendant gets punched)

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THE DOGGIE STYLE DAYS OF SUMMER FEBRUARY 23, 2021 PT 2

Is White Lives Matter Racist, A New York cop wears a Trump badge on her uniform, A waitress gets fired for not getting the vaccine, Many in the military don’t want the vaccine, and Comics in the News (governor Cuomo books pop up comedy shows with big names).

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CUOMO SAYS NO NO

Governor Cuomo of New York has shut down all comedy performances since the summer of 2020 due to Covid 19. Now he is allowing some pop up events throughout the state involving some big stars like Amy Schumer and Chris Rock. Meanwhile, comedy clubs and any place else wanting to hold a comedy show are…

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BIDEN WOULD TELEGRAPH TWICE DAILY DAVIN’S DEN JULY 7, 2020 PT 2

Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your…

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A YELLIN’ AND A GUSHIN’ AUGUST 20, 2019 PT 2

Concerts starring holograms, Outstanding Displays of Spite (a neighbor puts emojis on her house and New York may change the name of the street where Trump Tower is), and Drunks in the News (Should a bar serve a pregnant woman alcohol and can you give your kids booze).

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SCROTOX MAY 28, 2019 PT 2

New York proposes a law against texting and walking, a Vegan fireman sues because he feels he was discriminated against, a healthy dog is killed so it can be buried with its owner, and making your scrotum smooth

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