pandemic

CUOMO SAYS NO NO

Governor Cuomo of New York has shut down all comedy performances since the summer of 2020 due to Covid 19. Now he is allowing some pop up events throughout the state involving some big stars like Amy Schumer and Chris Rock. Meanwhile, comedy clubs and any place else wanting to hold a comedy show are…

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AMERICA’S FARTER DECEMBER 15, 2020 PT 1

Anthony Cumia gets Covid, Davin has a Zoom comedy show, and Davin’s snow blower breaks before a big snow storm

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DESIGNATED POOPER DECEMBER 8, 2020 PT 3

Police don’t have to show their name, Your camera can be used by the police, Turbulent Air (Couple arrested for boarding flight while infected with Covid), Only one person can use the bathroom in Belgium

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NO MORE LIES, THE BIG GOODBYE DECEMBER 1, 2020 PT 3

Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline want to grow closer and Fake Davin sends Caroline a break-up song) and what the government should do to get us through this Covid resurgence.

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THE HAMPTONS GLOBE TROTTERS NOVEMBER 24, 2020 PT 2

Kevin Lee joins us as we discuss the police secret list of children, an Anti-White list circulates in a school, Harvard doesn’t want Trump people, a man sues to be his child’s mother, and paying for a Covid test to eat in a restaurant.

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TRUMPER TANTRUM NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 2

Trump fires more people, Congress woman Marjorie Taylor Green hates masks, Newscaster wishes Mitch McConnell died, not Alex Trebek, San Francisco State University wants to interview a terrorist, Noveto wants to beam music into your head, Ticketmaster wants you to take a Covid test before events

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COVID KAREN NOVEMBER 17, 2020 PT 1

Joe thinks people voted against Trump because of personality, High School closed because of Halloween party, You Stink (Pip is unhappy with the anesthesiologist)

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FREEDUMBS

There is a large segment of the population worldwide, but sadly mostly in the U.S., that doesn’t understand what freedom means.  Or they interpret it in a way that sounds to me like a toddler having a tantrum. “I don’t WANNA!” they scream, while wriggling on the floor around the wheels of a shopping cart. Now…

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BAKED GOODS FOR PEACE SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 PT 2

Louisville police major disparages the citizens of her city, School of Fools (Teacher gives assignment where Kyle Rittenhouse is called a hero), Trump supporters are accused of voter intimidation, Covid 19 Halloween, Outstanding Display of Spite (You Tupers poops on Nancy Pelosi’s driveway).

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UNHAPPY HALLOWEEN

Well, the way this year has been going, why shouldn’t we talk about Halloween being cancelled?  A Halloween that falls on a Saturday, no less.  The specter of Halloween being pre-empted doesn’t spook everyone, but surely parents of young children, chocophiles and ghouls everywhere are haunted by the idea. Ok, enough with the Halloween puns – this…

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ONE NATION UNDER SATAN SEPTEMBER 1, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Texas governor wants teacher fired over satire, Trump flag causes fight, Teacher virtue signals from her cyber class room), Scam Busters (Contact tracing scam), Outstanding Display of Spite (Biden buys a Trump website)

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BUTTERFLIES STOP THE WALL AUGUST 25, 2020 PT 2

Scam Busters (We Build the Wall Scam), School of Fools (Covid 19 infected teachers can be in the classroom), Thom Brennaman says a homophobic slur, Amazon removes Joe and the Hoe shirts, and the Ice Cream Truck song is racist

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THE BUSINESS STICK AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 1

Pip gets a Covid 19 test, Smash Mouth plays Sturgis Rally, and Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s VP pick

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No Pizza for Karen August 4, 2020 Pt 2

Congressman Pence has racist items for sale in a mall he owns, Congressman Moulton says some in the North East think the South is getting what it deserves in regards to Covid 19, Sturgis Motorcycle Rally will happen, Dominos tries a pizza promotion for Karen, Scam Busters (Covid 19 Scams), Pip Helix Curmudgeonly Philosophy (Don’t…

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CONSERVATIVE CUPCAKES AND LIBERAL BISCUITS JULY 28, 2020 PT 2

Yankees and Nationals take a knee before the national anthem, Drunks in the News (South Carolina and Colorado set drinking curfews), School of Fools (Missouri governor says no need to worry about children getting Covid 19 and a Michigan teacher claims he was fired for his pro Trump tweets), and Radio Host fired for telling…

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SWIPE REICH JULY 21, 2020 PT 2

Comics in the News (Nick Cannon fired), Turbulent Air (Senator wants to ban sale of middle seats during Covid 19), Sheriff won’t enforce state mask order, School of Fools (Marquette freshman allegedly almost had are acceptance into Marquette because she supports Trump), Lincoln statue set to be removed, Nazi News (Miss Hitler)

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HOUSE FIRE

As of June 8, the Governor of Ohio issued an order that everyone in seven high risk counties have to wear masks. The  Butler County Sheriff, Richard Jones, has come out publicly stating that he and his officers will not be enforcing the order, and states that he is not “the mask police”. There is…

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ROCK, SCISSORS, CHAINSAW JULY 14, 2020 PT 2

Opening the schools, School of Fools (Florida State University tells workers they can’t take care of their kids while working at home), Nazi News (DeSean jackson posts a fake Hitler quote and a Louisiana politician compares the treatment of people who refuse to wear a mask to Nazi Germany), Fox News argues Tucker Carlson does…

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THE MOSQUITO SQUAD JULY 14, 2020 PT 1

Eating out in restaurants during Covid 19, Pip’s ancestry, and Chuck Woolery the Covid 19 expert

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BIDEN WOULD TELEGRAPH TWICE DAILY DAVIN’S DEN JULY 7, 2020 PT 2

Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your…

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KKK CRUSH JUNE 9, 2020 PT 2

A man with a toddler claims a police officer aimed his gun at them, School of Fools (Minneapolis no longer wants police in schools), Stiffer penalty for Covid 19 scams, nazi News (nazi mask and KKK mask while shopping and Gap has a Camp shirt).

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Fraud in the Time of COVID

There’s a new bipartisan bill proposed which would increase the penalties for scammers who have specifically targeted Covid-19 related issues. It seems that the scammers were already right on it, looking for ways to rip people off during a pandemic, and the  House of Representatives have taken issue, to the tune of 15 to 35 years…

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COMEDY IS UNSANITARY JUNE 2, 2020 PT 2

Wrestling coach tweets a knee to the neck can’t kill, A Kentucky man gets fired for hanging the governor in effigy, A man loses his lease and job because he asks black tenants if they belong in the gym, American Airlines won’t let a flight attendant wear a face shield, and concerts and comedy during…

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AMERICAN AIRLINES ALLEGEDLY STOPPED FLIGHT ATTENDANT FROM WEARING FACE SHIELD

An American Airlines flight attendant said she was forbidden from wearing a face shield because it didn’t fit with the company’s “image standards” — and would make passengers uncomfortable, according to a report. After a few flights wearing the PPE, Marie said her bosses told her the safety gear didn’t fit the carrier’s “image standards”…

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FARTICLES MAY 26, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Yeshiva gets raided for illegally holding school, No social distancing graduation, Children have identify the porn homework) A restaurant charges a Covid 19 surcharge, Can farting spread Covid 19, and People want to intentionally get Covid 19.

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COVID FOOD FEE

Kiko Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi Lounge added a $2.19 “Covid 19 surcharge” to a customer’s bill  and the Sashimi hit the fan. A customer posted a picture of the receipt on social media and now people are harassing the restaurant and the staff. The owner of the Missouri restaurant said the surcharge is due to…

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FO SHIZZLE SHERIFF BIZZELL MAY 19, 2020 PT 2

North Carolina sheriff won’t enforce state executive order in regards to churches, California floor store has no mask policy, Drunks in the News (Wisconsin Bars open with no social distancing and masks and the Beer Fairy)

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INCONVENIENCE VERSUS YOUR RIGHT TO GO TO THE BAR

As Americans, we enjoy a lot of freedom that many on the planet don’t have. We are used to taking a lot of things for granted, and only really notice some of these freedoms when they are restricted.  Then, unless they make sense to us, we fight like hell to keep every inch, every explicit…

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HOLD OUR FARTS MAY 12, 2020 PT 2

Texas hair salon owner goes to jail for staying open, Should we shame people for not wearing masks, Iowa governor says no unemployment if you refuse to work during pandemic, and Georgia and Wisconsin giving drivers license without drivers test

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TRUMP’S DAILY FESTIVUS MAY 5, 2020 PT 1

Wearing masks, Michigan Protests, Conspiracy theories, President Bush’s video, and Blue State vs Red State

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EXCUSE ME, MR JESUS APRIL 28, 2020 PT 2

School of Fools (Harvard professor wants to ban home schooling), Turbulent Air (American Airlines packs a flight and most people don’t wear a mask), Study shows hoaxes are more likely to reach more people when discussed by celebrities, Great Debates of Absurdity (Inner light vs Disinfectant injection), and Bitches Be Crazy (Porn, Easter Eggs, and…

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THE UNCLEANLY SKYS

American Airlines has touted how clean their flights are and how safety and cleanliness is their first concern.  For a flight from Miami to Mexico City that seems not to have been the case. Reports are the flight was packed and 80% of the people were not wearing masks. I have flown during the pandemic….

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GEORGIA SAYS ALABAMA HOLD MY TEETH APRIL 21, 2020 PT 2

Apple and Google want your phone to track Covid 19, Nurses suspended for refusing to work without N 95 masks, TV doctors give bad advice, President Trump considers a daily radio show, and should we dress better for Zoom business meetings

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THE CULT OF CELEBRITY IN THE DAYS OF PANDEMIC

Recently, some famous TV doctors have been offering their opinions on the Covid-19 pandemic. Since our country has been enthralled for years with the cult of celebrity, Americans tend more and more to put more weight on the advice given by television personalities, whether they have the background or education to offer those opinions.  Such…

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IT’S NOT GOOD BUT IT’S SOMETHING APRIL 14, 2020 PT 1

You Stink (Pip’s boss), Davin has a Zoom seder, and Joe and Davin perform on a Facebook Live show to raise money for medical equipment.

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PROACTIVE C*CKMUNCH APRIL 7, 2020 PT 2

Medical supplies leaving the country, Are guns essential during Covid 19, Should prostitutes be paid not to work during Covid 19, Should men and women have separate days to go out during Covid 19, and women are told not to nag during Covid 19.

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YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE FOR MUSTARD? APRIL 7, 2020 PT 1

You Stink (Joe is upset with 3 stores), You Stink, (Davin is fed up with Covid 19 deniers), Davin delivers PPE to a hospital, and Is it wrong to ask a woman to shave her legs

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EMPTY BED

It seems Covid 19 has dominated everything since it took over. Every aspect of life. It has certainly dominated our radio show. This Tuesday it will certainly be discussed again but this time with a twist. Prostitution! Now that I have your attention allow me to explain. Prostitution is illegal. You don’t file your taxes…

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DAVID COVERDALE AND PIP MARCH 31, 2020 PT 1

Hygiene while being in quarantine, shopping while dealing with the Corona Virus, questions raised by reality shows, and Pip’s boss.

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THE PROSPERITY GOSPEL

For those of you who have not heard of this ludicrous and malignant twist on Christianity, the Prosperity Gospel is the teaching that if you give “seed” money to the people preaching this nonsense, that your money will grow and come back to you in larger amounts.  I know.  You are reading this with your…

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