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BREAST MILK IS GATEWAY DAIRY SEPTEMBER 6, 2022 PT 2

A Florida judge says a girl is too immature to have an abortion, School of Fools (School gets sued for cotton picking), Nazi News (Former police officer gets 1.5 million after posting Nazi insignia), In New York you need to be 21 to purchase whipped cream, Drunks in the News (Beer flavored ice cream)

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OUTSTANDING BULLY AUGUST 9, 2022 PT 2

Governor Desantis fires attorney, School of Fools (Slave auction at North Carolina school), White Privilege card, Monica Lewinsky wants Beyonce to change a lyric, Runner runs with his penis out.

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THE TRAIL OF HAPPY MEALS JULY 19, 2022 PT 2

School of Fools (Texas prefers involuntary relocation to slavery), Comics in the News (A comic complains management turned him down because he is white),

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EIGHT PACK OF LITTLE MILLERS JANUARY 25, 2022 PT 2

Congress considers making it illegal for them to trade stocks, A sheriff can’t post warning of sexual assaulters property, School of Fools (Teacher tells students they would be her slaves), Comics in the news (Should the Joe Rogan Experience come with a disclaimer), Drunks in the News (Drinking at the movies)  

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Rolling Stones retire classic rock song ‘Brown Sugar’

The Rolling Stones retired one of their most popular rock songs due to lyrics that depict the horrors of slavery. The Stones have not played the 1971 hit “Brown Sugar” on their current tour and said the blues classic has been removed from their setlist. “You picked up on that, huh?,” Keith Richards, 77, responded…

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VILLAGE PEOPLE LINE UP APRIL 20, 2021 PT 2

Crime alerts at Cornell University eliminate race, a Black National Guardsmen forced to carry a chain, Wyoming makes it legal to eat roadkill, My Pillow guy launches social media platform, and a filthy coloring book.

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CLAMS, BULGES, AND BLOWOUTS MARCH 23, 2021 PT 2

Utah wants all cell phones to have a censor to block porn, School of Fools (Students write what it’s like to to be a slave and students asked if being a captain of a slave ship is profitable), Fox News wants Gen X to fight cancel culture, Right wing does not like gay Captain America

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SEX WORKER PARADE SEPTEMBER 8, 2020 PT 2

Washington DC reviewing monuments, schools, and streets and their ties to discrimination, Colorado HOA won’t allow social justice signs, man gets fired for wearing Trump hat to work, veteran quits Food Lion when someone complains about his American Flag mask, and Hair Salon owner told the word happy is discriminatory.

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TRUMP IS OFF BASE

To the winners go the spoils. Except for some reason when it comes to America’s Civil War. The North won The South lost. Yet a portion of this country still mythologizes about ol’ Dixie. The best parts of the South are still in tact. Southern hospitality, southern cooking, southern accents, etc. The worst part of…

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