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FINGER LICKIN’ GROSS APRIL 12, 2022 PT 2

Outstanding Display of Spite (Republicans versus Disney), School of Fools (Fired for I Need a New Butt), Turbulent Air (Man masturbates four times in an hour)

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FLYING THE FRIENDLY SKIES

Just a minute now, bucko. Believe it or not, I kind of understand your intense libido.  You need to clear the pipes now and then. It helps you relax, helps you sleep. That’s understandable, and really, just a natural part of life.  Didn’t expect to hear that, did you? Now here’s the tricky part.  You cannot, and I…

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WASTE OF VALUABLE ORGANS NOVEMBER 16, 2021 PT 2

California says all students will get vaccinated, Southwest pilot says Let’s Go Brandon, Ted Cruz attacks Big Bird, Congressman Paul Gosar makes anime attacking AOC and Joe Biden, Q Anon waits for JFK and JFK Jr.

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BLACCENT AUGUST 10, 2021 PT 2

School of Fools (teacher has students pick cotton), Olivia Rodrigo accused of cultural appropriation, Apple will look at your photos and read your messages, Drunks In The News (Cars will be able to tell if a driver is drunk or if a child is left in the car), and Turbulent Air (Southwest makes a passenger…

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Activist Says Southwest Told Her To Cover Biden Sign Because ‘Many’ Were Offended

On Friday, Jenny Grondahl flew from Phoenix to San Diego, carrying a souvenir: a cardboard. It read “Arizonenses Con Biden” with a cactus and was made by an artist named Javier Torres. When she got to the gate, Grondahl said, a Southwest Airlines employee told her, “Many customers are offended by your sign.” The agent…

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NO MASK, NO FLIGHT

Alyssa Sadler says Southwest Airlines refused to let her three year old, autistic son fly without a mask. Her son has sensory issues that prevent him from wearing a mask. Southwest has a well-known policy that allows no medical exceptions in regards to wearing a mask on their flights. The question is should Southwest have…

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