standup comedy

ELON GETS CEO PRONOUNS WRONG APRIL 10, 2024 PT 3

Pip is on the rocks, Turbulent Air (Jet Blue gets sued for being antisemitic), Interview with author Carl Unegbu for the book Comedy Goes to Court; When People Stop Laughing and Start Fighting, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin tells Elon all of his failures is why he is not ready to invest)

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ON THE EIGHTH DAY GOD CREATED VENMO MARCH 19, 2024 PT 1

Davin goes to a Jewish ceremony for a baby and Davin participates in his first expo

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LAP DOG BILLIONAIRE MARCH 12, 2024 PT 3

School of fools (School has toe sucking contest to raise money), Comics in the News (Montreal Comedy Festival cancelled), Girls scouts tell troop they can’t raise money for Palestinian children, Scamming Scammers (Elon has a pee jar)

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THE HOUSE LAUGHS AT THE CAR MARCH 5, 2024 PT 1

Super Tuesday, Davin has more car problems, Davin’s weekend of comedy, handling bad drivers

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BITE THE SCRUFF DAVIN’S DEN FEBRUARY 20, 2024 PT 1

Davin has house and car problems, Cutting a cat’s nails, Shopping problems, Davin looks at colleges, Davin’s weekend of comedy.

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CLOSED OR SHUT DOWN FEBRUARY 6, 2024 PT 1

Impeachment and Immigration reform fail, Pip joins a hoarder group, Davin has an adventure in Louisville Airport, Davin gets a great tip, Davin’s wife shuts down a tik tok account

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Bro! Hot Chick! January 16, 2024

School of Fools (Gay teacher gets fired from Catholic school for kissing his boyfriend), The astrological sign that gets scammed the most, Comics in the News (Artificial Intelligence George Carlin special), Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin pisses off Fake Elon)

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PUTTING WORDS IN A DEAD MAN’S MOUTH

A production company called Dudesy Features has come up with an AI written comedy special from the deceased George Carlin.  No, this isn’t some program of classic Carlin bits, or even never-before-seen material by George Carlin.  This is putting together a special by “George Carlin” written entirely by AI, on topics that have only come…

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CRAPSULES DECEMBER 26, 2023 PT 2

Turbulent Air (Qantas), Comics in the News (Ricky Gervais), School of Fools (chest binder), Would you eat that (crapsules)

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YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED NOVEMBER 7, 2023 PT 1

Davin cleans his parents house and Davin is pulled out of class to take class with mentally challenged students

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SORRY KIDS I HAVE COVID OCTOBER 31, 2023 PT 1

Joe doesn’t leave candy for Trick or treaters, An audience member is unhappy with Joe’s comedy set, Increasing antisemitism, we discuss division and politics

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RESTING BASTARD FACE OCTOBER 24, 2023 PT 1

Davin  has an audience member wish him dead, People Are Stupid (Dry Cleaner in Jewish town supports Hamas), Radicalization in schools

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SLAVE SHIP STROKING OCTOBER 17, 2023 PT 1

Davin learns about gay sex, You Stink (Pip’s doctor), Davin’s comedy show, More house problems for Davin

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SNUFF SIZZLE REEL OCTOBER 10, 2023 PT 1

The discovery of Pip’s deceased brother, Davin’s softball team wins the championship, and bad booking at a comedy club

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COMPASSION OF AN ANVIL SEPTEMBER 26, 2023 PT 2

Comics in the News (Hasan Minhaj lies), School of Fools (Suggested food for school parties), Celebrity, Preacher, or Politician, Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin’s girlfriend breaks up with him and Elon Musk shows no compassion)

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WHEN COMEDY HURTS

Recent interviews with comedian Hasan Minhaj have people questioning the way he has been presenting stories about his life as an Asian and Muslim in the US. Part of his comedy has been telling stories of racist incidents and aggressions he has endured throughout his upbringing until now, including a story of rushing his daughter…

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CAT WITH NO ANUS SEPTEMBER 12, 2023 PT 1

Pip wants cats, Davin performs at the brand new comedy club the Underground Laugh Lounge in Niles, Mi, You Stink (universe because Aaron Rodgers is injured)

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PHARMACY SHOPPING AUGUST 29, 2023 PT 1

Joe remembers a friend, You stink (Joe’s HOA), politics

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STICK AND MOVE JUNE 27, 2023 PT 1

Tech Tuesday, Davin and Joe’s gig, Joe’s band has problems, Davin goes to the cardiologist

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BLOODY DWARF MAY 23, 2023 PT 2

Nazi News (Teacher gets suspended after students draw swastikas), School of Fools (Teacher suspended after showing Disney movie), Comics in the News (Audience members get upset after a Dylan Mulvaney joke), Turbulent Air (being weighed at the airport)

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STUPID BEGETS STUPID MARCH 21, 2023

Pip talks to a stranger, Davin defends Trump supporters, Joe is worried about Davin, and Davin is too stupid for high school

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AMERICA’S GUN MARCH 7, 2023 PT 2

No more Dilbert, Do white NBA players get special treatment, George Santos wants to make the AR15 America’s gun, Comics in the News (Tom Brady may try comedy), Outstanding display of Spite (Man routinely pees on ex wife’s grave)

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LOBSTER DEATH ROW MARCH 7, 2023 PT 1

Cocaine Bear, Fast food, Chinese restaurant busted for serving dog meant, Davin and Joe’s comedy show

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I’LL PASS

Rumor has it Tom Brady, recently retired greatest quarterback of all time, wants to use his new found free time to pursue standup comedy.  On a similar note, I am leaving comedy to pursue a career as an NFL quarterback. Both of those statements should strike you with the same amount of absurdity yet one…

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WE’LL TALK FEBRUARY 21, 2023 PT 1

Davin’s Kia, First concert experience, You Stink (Change at the checkout), and Davin’s comedy weekend

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YAM DONUT JANUARY 31, 2023 PT 1

Davin has a problem with lottery players and smokers, Pip finds a unique restaurant,Hell Gig (Staten Island) Horrible health care story, Tyre Nichols, Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Changing America’s philosophy

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DAVINITY JANUARY 10, 2023 PT 1

We say goodbye to Denise of Bananas Comedy Club and Davin the cult leader

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HE WAS JEW-ISH JANUARY 3, 2023 PT 2

School of Fools (Student loses scholarship over singing song with N word), Italian farmers upset with mob stigma, Comics in the News (Bill Cosby plans on touring again), People are Stupid (George Santos), Outstanding Display of Spite (Cat poo and urine)

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SHE SAID OH JANUARY 3, 2023 PT 1

Davin’s holiday shows, Davin’s You Stinks (Chic Filet replacing McDonald’s in rest areas, and the Double S smokehouse), Joe’s You Stinks (his toothbrush and his lead singer) and Davin learns a lesson when ordering takeout food.

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CHAPPELLE, SNL, and the ADL

Anti-Defamation League chief executive officer Jonathan Greenblatt took to Twitter on Sunday to criticize the comedian and the NBC late night show. “We shouldn’t expect @DaveChappelle to serve as society’s moral compass, but disturbing to see @nbcsnl not just normalize but popularize #antisemitism,” Greenblatt tweeted. “Why are Jewish sensitivities denied or diminished at almost every…

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THE TRAIL OF HAPPY MEALS JULY 19, 2022 PT 2

School of Fools (Texas prefers involuntary relocation to slavery), Comics in the News (A comic complains management turned him down because he is white),

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FOUNDATIONAL PRINGLES JANUARY 4, 2022 PT 1

Covid 19, Davin closes on the house, and Davin’s plan to change his act

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GRAVESIDE DINING SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 PT 2

Texas has a new gun lawn and a new abortion law, a judge says an un-vaccinated mother can’t see her son, Comics in the News (Comedy shows in funeral homes), and Nazi News (Hitler’s sex life)

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TRUCK STOP BATHROOM AUGUST 3, 2021 PT 2

Interview with comedian Paul Bond, Comics in the News (Michael Che claims his Instagram was hacked), Nazi News (Olympic opening ceremonies director fired for Holocaust joke), Iranian gold medalist accused of being a terrorist, School of Fools (Student with medical exemption for Covid vaccine denied admission into a college), Woman can keep her obscene political…

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MY DILDO HAS SPLINTERS TOO JULY 27, 2021 PT 1

Pip is upset with Joe, Davin and Paul Bond make amends, Davin goes to a surprise party, the Comedy Roast

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RUSSIAN DONUT ATTACK MAY 11, 2021 PT 1

You Stink (Joe is angry at Dunkin’ Donuts), Davin returns to New York City, Davin makes an offer on a house and then pulls it, Right wing comedy, From the Desk of Donald Trump

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WE SH!T THE BED AUGUST 11, 2020 PT 2

America’s media compared to our ally’s media, Trump campaign alters images of Joe Biden, Trump campaign gets blocked by Twitter and Facebook over false Covid 19 claim, New York City has Covid 19 check points, Interview with Yo Semite Shmuel, and interview with Frank Vignola about Good Karma Comedy Festival

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NAZIS BAD, ALWAYS A WIN APRIL 28, 2020 PT 1

Davin announces Laugh At Home Comedy, should the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds fly, 90 Day Fiancee

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TRENTON TIMES

https://www.nj.com/times-entertainment/2011/07/comedian_davin_rosenblatt_to_e.html

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GAZETTE

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